Bad Idea: Sleeping forever.
Good Idea: Collecting spoons from each new place you visit.
Master of the Multiverse (He/Him/His)
Bad idea: Collecting spoons from all houses from all around the world
Good idea: Feeling remorse for your wrongdoings Everything that lives is designed to end...
Carmine at the Beach
Bad idea: Faking remorse over your wrongdoings.
Good idea: Washing your eyeglasses once in a while.
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
Logic Girl
Bad idea: Washing your actual eyes.
Good idea: Fishing. For every low there is a high.
Everybody, Everybody!
Bad idea: Fishing. With your bare hands!
Good idea: Painting a flower
Everybody loves the me! I’m a great athlete!
Dr. Ivo Robotnik
Bad idea: Shooting an entire garden using paintball markers.
Good idea: Jogging.
Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.
The Big Man
Bad Idea: Jogging during Hurricane season.
Good Idea: Fixing a car.
Brutal
Carmine at the Beach
Bad idea: Fixing a car that turns out to be a Decepticon.
Good idea: Being honest to yourself.
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
Bad Idea: Being honest to the IRS.
Good Idea: Wearing goggles while working with chemicals.
Bad idea: Wearing broken goggles while working with chemicals.
Good idea: Skiing
Bad idea: skiing in an avalanche zone.
Good idea: sleeping 8 hours each day.
The universe is under no obligation to make sense to us.
Bad idea: Sleeping 8 hours each month.
Good idea: Shoveling the snow from your driveway.
Carmine at the Beach
Bad idea: Shoveling the snow into other people's driveways.
Good idea: practicing yoga. "Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
Logic Girl
Bad idea: Practicing murder.
Good idea: Watering the lawn. For every low there is a high.
The Big Man
Bad idea: Watering the power lines.
Good idea: carving a wooden sculpture.
Brutal
Bad Idea: Carving a wooden sculpture full of termites.
Good Idea: Taking a nap.
Bad idea: sleeping all day.
Good idea: Skiing in the winter.
The universe is under no obligation to make sense to us.
Carmine at the Beach
Bad idea: Reading it and ignoring it anyway.
Good idea: Looking outside to enjoy the view.
"Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
The Wanderer
Bad idea: Watching the world go up in smoke and doing nothing about it.
Good idea: Cooking dinner for the family.
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Eejit. It/he/they
Bad idea: Cooking the dinner using decade-old ingredients.
Good idea: Drink plenty of water throughout the day.
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Bad Idea: Inhale plenty of water throughout the day.
Good Idea: Taking a shower in the morning.
Everybody, Everybody!
Bad idea: Taking a shower when someone else is in it.
Good idea: Waiting an hour after eating to swim.
Everybody loves the me! I’m a great athlete!
Carmine at the Beach
Bad idea: waiting 24 hours after a meal before swimming. That's just too long.
Good idea: Watching a Rom Com. "Paldea has a lot of different Pokemon from those in Kitakami." - Carmine
Bad idea: Driving a snowplow through a crowd.
Good idea: Sleeping early or at the right time.
Now that's what I call good cop, bad cop.