Splatoon

Patch 4.8 came out yesterday:

• Dataminers
  • An Ankle bracelet will be next month's Salmon Run Gear.
  • Next month's Shift Station will be a combination of Inkfurlers and Water Changing, ala Mahi Mahi Resort/Salmon Run.
  • They added Spectator camera parameters to most past Shift Stations.
• Patch Notes:
  • (Custom) Jet Squelcher
    • Increased Ink radius of shots by 10%.
  • Carbon Roller (Deco)
    • Decrease ink consumption of swings by roughly 12%.
  • (Krak-On) [Kensa] Splat Roller, Hero Roller Replica
    • Extended Forward inking range of vertical swing.
  • [Clear] Dapple Dualies (Noveau)
    • Decreased ink consumption when firing a shot by 7%.
  • (Enperry) [Kensa] Splat Dualies, Hero Dualies Repilca
    • Decreased ink consumption when firing a shot by 5%.
  • (Zink) [Kensa] Mini Splatling
    • Increased ink consumption when firing a shot by 15%.
  • Heavy Splatling (Deco) [Remix], Hero Splatling Replica
    • Decreased damaged to 30.
  • Ballpoint Splatling (Noveau)
    • Decreased inking radius of long range shots when they land by roughly 8%.
  • Tenta (Sorella) [Camo] Brella
    • Decreased damage of a single spread shot from 17.5 to 17.0.
  • Splash Wall
    • Decreased time after placing the Splash Wall until it goes into effect by roughly 5/60 of a second.
  • Ink Jet
    • Increased damage dealt to the umbrella portion of the following Brellas by roughly 25%.
      • Splat Brella, Sorella Brella, Hero Brella Replica, Undercover Brella, Undercover Sorella Brella, Kensa Undercover Brella.
    • Increased damage dealt to the umbrella portion of the following Brellas by roughly 75%.
      • Tenta Brella, Tenta Sorella Brella, Tenta Camo Brella
  • Booyah Bomb
    • Decreased durability of armor surrounding the player using the Booyah Bomb by roughly 6%.
  • Special points
    • Decrease: Splattershot, Hero Splattershot Replica, Fresh Squiffer
    • Increase: Splat Charger, Hero Charger Replica, Splatterscope, Tenta Brella, Tenta Camo Brella, Kensa Undercover Brella

Edited by tclittle on May 29th 2019 at 9:14:12 AM

So no one is going to bring this up?

Well, the new Salmon Run Gear is a Friendship Bracelet.

Which means you're going to show off those feet!

And to celebrate, here's my artwork of the bare foot.

Hah

All three Splatfest have been announced are on June 14th/15th, but are all different.

Unicorn vs Narwhal for NA

Kid vs Adults for Europe

Whether you don't or want pineapple in your sweet and sour pork in Japan.

Edited by tclittle on Jun 5th 2019 at 7:59:57 AM

lol japan gets the weird one for once

I still don't want them to end though.

news flash: pearl thinks narwhals are mythical until marina tells her that her landlord is one

Wait, if Narwhals survived the mass extinction and one of them is Marina's landlord, doesn't that mean that whales in general survived? That means Judd is indeed not the last surviving mammal on the planet. And it may explain how Ice Cream can exist in Splatoon.

plot twist the whales want everyone to think theyre water breathers but in fact theyre secretly plotting for the underground mammalian uprising

Chaos or Order. What direction will Splatoon take in the future?

Splatocalypse: Final Splatfest; Chaos vs Order; Worldwide; 72 hour Splatfest starting July 18th at 5 pm PT.

Edited by tclittle on Jun 8th 2019 at 4:50:26 AM

i play this game to escape the hellhole that is shin megami tensei come on nintendo

Also, patch 5.0 will be put after the Splatfest and will add all Shifty Stations to private matches.

turns out smt 5 got canned and this is the consolation

Edited by Deadpoolrocks on Jun 8th 2019 at 2:48:13 AM

Man that Order team is so much better than the Chaos one.

This is so anime it hurts.

...I've wasted my life.

i fucking love that art

edit: also team order for that daft punk helmet

Edited by MetaflarePrime on Jun 8th 2019 at 3:31:13 AM

Splatoon 2: Endgame

The rebellious Princess and the straight-laced Engineer.

Speaking of Endgame references, Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3 comes out that weekend as well.

Edited by tclittle on Jun 8th 2019 at 9:45:57 AM

Man, if this final Splatfest is gonna determine what happens in the next game then I'm not sure which team I wanna join. Both types of apocalypses could lead to interesting stories.

Maybe it determines who the Big Bad of the next game is. Order wins, and it's the organized, technologically inclined Octarians. Chaos wins, it's frenzied hordes of Salmonids.