so i heard you liek dead memes
DONE!
You can become invisible but you cannot become visible again.
In loving memory of that plot arc that we spent nearly a year on. Now our sun may never set.
actually i am dead wow
It's worth it. Trust me.
If you press this button, you will become your favorite writer!
BUT...
You will have to read only creepypastas (like this: http://fawfuls-minion.deviantart.com/
) and watch only horror movies for the rest of your life.
NOTE: The creepypasta is the journal entry to the right.
edited 3rd Jun '14 2:35:59 AM by I-Block
boop I'm more active on here
Shadow of Legends
Fuck. That. Shit.
You get a Mangekyo Sharingan...
...but...
It decays your vision even if you don't use it - you'll lose your sight in at most 10 years.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Judging you
actually i am dead wow
So.. I'll become Eminem with a decent childhood? Sweet!
Press this button and you will go to this year's Comic Con...
BUT...
You will have to only go to the panel of the show you hate...
edited 3rd Jun '14 3:48:30 AM by I-Block
boop I'm more active on here
Nope.
You become a renowned sculptor
BUT
After many years, the only material on hand is a collection of human feces and you've received a commission.
edited 3rd Jun '14 6:02:40 AM by Inceptiond
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
Shadow of Legends
Fuck that, I got better things to do than sculpting.
You get superhuman reflexes...
...but...
...because you can't turn them off, everything feels like it takes 10x longer.
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Typing the internet since '90
You mean time itself? Screw it. My time is too precious, unless we were talking Summertime... nope, no not into it.
Press this button and you will recive a free Pepsi wild cherry
BUT
It tastes like RC cola
Asgore Adopts Noelle
I hate Pepsi, so no.
You get to Completely Rewrite History however you want to.
BUT
You destroy all of the Current History First, meaning everything has to be made from Scratch.
actually i am dead wow
FFFFFFFFFF....
Push the button...
and you will go to a destination of your choice for a day!
BUT...
you have spend that day with my avatar...
boop I'm more active on here
Typing the internet since '90
Cool. I can now ask Sonic why the Hell his arms turned blue.
You are casted into a role on TMNT current series
BUT
You are April
Dakota's blog An odd agent of justice
Tief girl with eartude
I could live with that. It does raise some odd questions, though....
You have access to infinite amounts of your beverage of choice...but you have to transport it from the factory yourself.
TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian. she/her, fae/faer
Typing the internet since '90
Go outside to get fat?! Can I have someone drive me there?
Wild animals will love and defend you
BUT
Women will hate you
Dakota's blog An odd agent of justice
No, not worth it.
You can jump great heights
BUT
You lose your arms.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
Typing the internet since '90
I need those for things.
All the pennies you have become gold Mario coins
BUT
They have no value
Dakota's blog An odd agent of justice
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
I really don't have that many pennies, but I bet I can sell the fake Mario Coins on some comicon thing as good souvenirs. Some nut will buy them regardless of if I tell him that they are fake.
The button will now make a noise.
BUT
The only noise it will ever make is *~Oh, Jesus~* in this video at the end.
Typing the internet since '90
Don't say the lord's name in vain, button!
The button will release a pokemon
AND
It's not Magikarp
Dakota's blog An odd agent of justice
Nah.
You become a famous author of political satires
BUT
Propaganda makers won't leave you be.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
Typing the internet since '90
Nope.
You get to date your anime crush
BUT
Mako is your stalker
Dakota's blog An odd agent of justice
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
If that character is Ryuko, it really won't matter either way.
You begin to suck at Life
BUT
In a few years, so will everyone else. You, however, will recover.
I am the once and future king.
I dunno...
You never have to pay any expenses ever again
BUT
You are now waist-deep in debt.
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
Breath of the Sun
Wait, so I'm in debt... but I have no expenses? So my debt has NO COST. That... how... sure, why not. I mean, according to the button I won't have to actually pay the debts, so sure.
You get a mansion with everything you desire in it in the location of your choosing
BUT
You will never find your true love.
What is so amusing about this? Why do you take lives? How can you forget?
Typing the internet since '90
Let's see: This means I have high speed internet and all the dakimakus I could ever want. I think i'll be fine.
You will suffer with an untreatable acne virus
BUT
So will your enemies
edited 3rd Jun '14 8:43:31 PM by KingKix
Dakota's blog An odd agent of justice
Shadow of Legends
Everybody loses, nobody wins. No thank you.
Also, I don't even have any enemies.
You will get enough money to never have to work again...
...but...
...you will never be able to do anything which can be described as "work" again (except house chores and making food and stuff like that). There goes your contribution to society!
"We can handle what is true, for we are already living it."
Sure. If you would not come to Mars, Mars shall come to you!
The button is Big
AND
Red.