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Sure. If you would not come to Mars, Mars shall come to you!
The button is Big
You can become invisible but you cannot become visible again.
It's worth it. Trust me.
If you press this button, you will become your favorite writer!
You will have to read only creepypastas (like this: http://fawfuls-minion.deviantart.com/ ) and watch only horror movies for the rest of your life.
NOTE: The creepypasta is the journal entry to the right.
edited 3rd Jun '14 2:35:59 AM by I-Block
Fuck. That. Shit.
You get a Mangekyo Sharingan...
It decays your vision even if you don't use it - you'll lose your sight in at most 10 years.
You will become rich, powerful and admired
But you will had to live in Detroit
So.. I'll become Eminem with a decent childhood? Sweet!
Press this button and you will go to this year's Comic Con...
You will have to only go to the panel of the show you hate...
edited 3rd Jun '14 3:48:30 AM by I-Block
You become a renowned sculptor
After many years, the only material on hand is a collection of human feces and you've received a commission.
edited 3rd Jun '14 6:02:40 AM by Inceptiond
Fuck that, I got better things to do than sculpting.
You get superhuman reflexes...
...because you can't turn them off, everything feels like it takes 10x longer.
You mean time itself? Screw it. My time is too precious, unless we were talking Summertime... nope, no not into it.
Press this button and you will recive a free Pepsi wild cherry
It tastes like RC cola
I hate Pepsi, so no.
You get to Completely Rewrite History however you want to.
You destroy all of the Current History First, meaning everything has to be made from Scratch.
Push the button...
and you will go to a destination of your choice for a day!
you have spend that day with my avatar...
Cool. I can now ask Sonic why the Hell his arms turned blue.
You are casted into a role on TMNT current series
You are April
I could live with that. It does raise some odd questions, though....
You have access to infinite amounts of your beverage of choice...but you have to transport it from the factory yourself.
Go outside to get fat?! Can I have someone drive me there?
Wild animals will love and defend you
Women will hate you
No, not worth it.
You can jump great heights
You lose your arms.
I need those for things.
All the pennies you have become gold Mario coins
They have no value
I really don't have that many pennies, but I bet I can sell the fake Mario Coins on some comicon thing as good souvenirs. Some nut will buy them regardless of if I tell him that they are fake.
The button will now make a noise.
The only noise it will ever make is *~Oh, Jesus~* in this video at the end.
Don't say the lord's name in vain, button!
The button will release a pokemon
It's not Magikarp
You become a famous author of political satires
Propaganda makers won't leave you be.
You get to date your anime crush
Mako is your stalker
If that character is Ryuko, it really won't matter either way.
You begin to suck at Life
In a few years, so will everyone else. You, however, will recover.
You never have to pay any expenses ever again
You are now waist-deep in debt.
Wait, so I'm in debt... but I have no expenses? So my debt has NO COST. That... how... sure, why not. I mean, according to the button I won't have to actually pay the debts, so sure.
You get a mansion with everything you desire in it in the location of your choosing
You will never find your true love.
Let's see: This means I have high speed internet and all the dakimakus I could ever want. I think i'll be fine.
You will suffer with an untreatable acne virus
So will your enemies
edited 3rd Jun '14 8:43:31 PM by KingKix
Everybody loses, nobody wins. No thank you.
Also, I don't even have any enemies.
You will get enough money to never have to work again...
...you will never be able to do anything which can be described as "work" again (except house chores and making food and stuff like that). There goes your contribution to society!
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