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PBlades Serving Crits from Chaldea
Serving Crits
Jun 3rd 2014 at 2:29:00 AM

Sure. If you would not come to Mars, Mars shall come to you!

The button is Big

AND

Red.

"The literal meaning of life is whatever you're doing that prevents you from killing yourself." Albert Camus
LectroUnderground so i heard you liek dead memes from under a rock. A really big rock. Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
so i heard you liek dead memes
Jun 3rd 2014 at 2:31:00 AM

DONE!

You can become invisible but you cannot become visible again.

In loving memory of that plot arc that we spent nearly a year on. Now our sun may never set.
I-Block funny!!!!!!! from noitacoL Relationship Status: Chocolate!
funny!!!!!!!
Jun 3rd 2014 at 2:31:26 AM

It's worth it. Trust me.

If you press this button, you will become your favorite writer!

BUT...

You will have to read only creepypastas (like this: http://fawfuls-minion.deviantart.com/ ) and watch only horror movies for the rest of your life.

NOTE: The creepypasta is the journal entry to the right.

edited 3rd Jun '14 2:35:59 AM by I-Block

boop I'm more active on here
MicoolTNT A Wandering Soul from 'straya, m8 Relationship Status: Too sexy for my shirt
A Wandering Soul
Jun 3rd 2014 at 3:33:59 AM

Fuck. That. Shit.

You get a Mangekyo Sharingan...

...but...

It decays your vision even if you don't use it - you'll lose your sight in at most 10 years.

"And beneath the distant stars, Emperor's Light shall cover us..."
MrsRatched Judging you from Nowhere Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
Judging you
Jun 3rd 2014 at 3:41:11 AM

Piss off

You will become rich, powerful and admired

But you will had to live in Detroit

Haw Haw Haw
I-Block funny!!!!!!! from noitacoL Relationship Status: Chocolate!
funny!!!!!!!
Jun 3rd 2014 at 3:45:55 AM

So.. I'll become Eminem with a decent childhood? Sweet!

Press this button and you will go to this year's Comic Con...

BUT...

You will have to only go to the panel of the show you hate...

edited 3rd Jun '14 3:48:30 AM by I-Block

boop I'm more active on here
Inceptiond from the deadly progression of moon and stars
Jun 3rd 2014 at 6:02:30 AM

Nope.

You become a renowned sculptor

BUT

After many years, the only material on hand is a collection of human feces and you've received a commission.

edited 3rd Jun '14 6:02:40 AM by Inceptiond

"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
MicoolTNT A Wandering Soul from 'straya, m8 Relationship Status: Too sexy for my shirt
A Wandering Soul
Jun 3rd 2014 at 6:07:17 AM

Fuck that, I got better things to do than sculpting.

You get superhuman reflexes...

...but...

...because you can't turn them off, everything feels like it takes 10x longer.

"And beneath the distant stars, Emperor's Light shall cover us..."
KingKix Typing the internet since '90 from Dante City Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
Typing the internet since '90
Jun 3rd 2014 at 7:14:09 AM

You mean time itself? Screw it. My time is too precious, unless we were talking Summertime... nope, no not into it.

Press this button and you will recive a free Pepsi wild cherry

BUT

It tastes like RC colaevil grin

Dakota's blog An odd agent of justice
DingoWalley1 Stongbad's Ghost enters the Homestar Runner
Stongbad's Ghost enters the Homestar Runner
Jun 3rd 2014 at 9:12:38 AM

I hate Pepsi, so no.

You get to Completely Rewrite History however you want to.

BUT

You destroy all of the Current History First, meaning everything has to be made from Scratch.

I-Block funny!!!!!!! from noitacoL Relationship Status: Chocolate!
funny!!!!!!!
Jun 3rd 2014 at 9:53:44 AM

FFFFFFFFFF....

Push the button...

and you will go to a destination of your choice for a day!

BUT...

you have spend that day with my avatar...

boop I'm more active on here
KingKix Typing the internet since '90 from Dante City Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
Typing the internet since '90
Jun 3rd 2014 at 10:16:14 AM

Cool. I can now ask Sonic why the Hell his arms turned blue.

You are casted into a role on TMNT current series

BUT

You are April

Dakota's blog An odd agent of justice
Bisected8 I'll smile after my third coffee. from Her Hackette Cave Relationship Status: I only want you gone
I'll smile after my third coffee.
Jun 3rd 2014 at 10:18:35 AM

I could live with that. It does raise some odd questions, though....

You have access to infinite amounts of your beverage of choice...but you have to transport it from the factory yourself.

TV Tropes's No. 1 bread themed lesbian.
KingKix Typing the internet since '90 from Dante City Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
Typing the internet since '90
Jun 3rd 2014 at 10:22:53 AM

Go outside to get fat?! Can I have someone drive me there?

Wild animals will love and defend you

BUT

Women will hate you

Dakota's blog An odd agent of justice
Inceptiond from the deadly progression of moon and stars
Jun 3rd 2014 at 3:34:18 PM

No, not worth it.

You can jump great heights

BUT

You lose your arms.

"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
KingKix Typing the internet since '90 from Dante City Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
Typing the internet since '90
Jun 3rd 2014 at 4:46:57 PM

I need those for things.

All the pennies you have become gold Mario coins

BUT

They have no value

Dakota's blog An odd agent of justice
LordHerobrine THIS IS MY FINAL FORM from the Aether, on vacation. Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
Jun 3rd 2014 at 4:50:47 PM

I really don't have that many pennies, but I bet I can sell the fake Mario Coins on some comicon thing as good souvenirs. Some nut will buy them regardless of if I tell him that they are fake.

The button will now make a noise.

BUT

The only noise it will ever make is *~Oh, Jesus~* in this video at the end.

I am the once and future king.
KingKix Typing the internet since '90 from Dante City Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
Typing the internet since '90
Jun 3rd 2014 at 5:12:19 PM

Don't say the lord's name in vain, button!

The button will release a pokemon

AND

It's not Magikarp

Dakota's blog An odd agent of justice
Inceptiond from the deadly progression of moon and stars
Jun 3rd 2014 at 5:16:36 PM

Nah.

You become a famous author of political satires

BUT

Propaganda makers won't leave you be.

"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
KingKix Typing the internet since '90 from Dante City Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
Typing the internet since '90
Jun 3rd 2014 at 6:51:00 PM

Nope.

You get to date your anime crush

BUT

Mako is your stalker

Dakota's blog An odd agent of justice
LordHerobrine THIS IS MY FINAL FORM from the Aether, on vacation. Relationship Status: You cannot grasp the true form
THIS IS MY FINAL FORM
Jun 3rd 2014 at 7:01:08 PM

If that character is Ryuko, it really won't matter either way.

You begin to suck at Life

BUT

In a few years, so will everyone else. You, however, will recover.

I am the once and future king.
Inceptiond from the deadly progression of moon and stars
Jun 3rd 2014 at 7:14:25 PM

I dunno...

You never have to pay any expenses ever again

BUT

You are now waist-deep in debt.

"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
kagescorpionakki Lamb and Wolf from Runeterra Relationship Status: Above such petty unnecessities
Lamb and Wolf
Jun 3rd 2014 at 7:19:21 PM

Wait, so I'm in debt... but I have no expenses? So my debt has NO COST. That... how... sure, why not. I mean, according to the button I won't have to actually pay the debts, so sure.

You get a mansion with everything you desire in it in the location of your choosing

BUT

You will never find your true love.

Never one... Without the other.
KingKix Typing the internet since '90 from Dante City Relationship Status: 700 wives and 300 concubines
Typing the internet since '90
Jun 3rd 2014 at 8:41:33 PM

Let's see: This means I have high speed internet and all the dakimakus I could ever want. I think i'll be fine.

You will suffer with an untreatable acne virus

BUT

So will your enemies

edited 3rd Jun '14 8:43:31 PM by KingKix

Dakota's blog An odd agent of justice
MicoolTNT A Wandering Soul from 'straya, m8 Relationship Status: Too sexy for my shirt
A Wandering Soul
Jun 3rd 2014 at 9:36:04 PM

Everybody loses, nobody wins. No thank you.

Also, I don't even have any enemies.

You will get enough money to never have to work again...

...but...

...you will never be able to do anything which can be described as "work" again (except house chores and making food and stuff like that). There goes your contribution to society!

"And beneath the distant stars, Emperor's Light shall cover us..."

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