Oh, bother.
TBF, that's because in real life cannibals tend not to eat human flesh for the flavor but for sustenance.
Human flesh basically tastes like really bitter and strong pork. Blech.
Disgusted, but not surprised
Oh, bother.
It looks like raw beef though.
So if you ever eat a hamburger or a steak and think it tastes more like pork than beef...well, congrats on joining the Cannibal Club.
Disgusted, but not surprised
According to Hot in Cleveland, humans taste like white fish.
Edited by windleopard on Dec 7th 2020 at 3:12:52 AM
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We do make burgers out of pork, here, though.
Hell, unless you're a Muslim, pork is the main meat you're going to eat in Serbia (where I'm from).
Edited by djoki996 on Dec 7th 2020 at 3:15:07 AM
Oh, bother.
Yes, I've eaten porkburgers too.
My point is that if you're served a burger you're told is a regular beef burger and looks one, but it tastes like pork...there's a non-zero chance you ate people.
Or whoever served it to you is a filthy liar who used pork instead of beef and figured you'd be too stupid to know the difference.
Edited by M84 on Dec 7th 2020 at 11:09:39 PM
Disgusted, but not surprised
Redmess
Humans are remarkably similar to pigs, so it wouldn't half surprise me if we tasted like them, too.
Optimism is a duty.
Lost in Space
Well this turned into a dark tangent, didn't it?
"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"
Goku Black
Well I must have missed something. Lol
"That's right mortal. By channeling my divine rage into power, I have forged a new instrument in which to destroy you."
Redmess
To be fair, it is a more exciting topic than Pringles.
Optimism is a duty.
Angry babby
Human flesh is probably healthier to eat than Pringles anyway.
I do some cleanup and then I enjoy shows you probably think are cringe.
Food mascots wanting to be eaten is common enough we have a trope for it: Let's Meet the Meat.
How do you know a pig orgasm lasts thirty minutes?
I heard it on some local game show.
Redmess
It wasn't QI, by any chance?
The funny thing about that trope's quote is that pigs will absolutely commit cannibalism given the chance.
Edited by Redmess on Dec 7th 2020 at 10:15:57 AM
Optimism is a duty.
Oh, no. It's a Serbian show where this guy (comedian, by trade) goes around the city with chairs (conveniently, the show is called 'The Chairs', it sounds better in Serbo-Croatian) asking people to answer a couple of questions for a chance to win a little less than 200 euros.
Edited by djoki996 on Dec 7th 2020 at 1:44:36 AM
Forget cannibalistic mascots, what about the suicidal food products depressed over not being eaten?
Angry babby
Edited by mightymewtron on Dec 7th 2020 at 5:52:06 AM
I do some cleanup and then I enjoy shows you probably think are cringe.
Feeding America is getting their $10K along with an extra $10K from Pringles. https://theweek.com/speedreads/954184/thanks-john-olivers-weird-obsession-pringles-revealed-what-mascot-looks-like-from-neck-down
Angry babby
"Thanks to John Oliver's weird obsession" could start up a lot of headlines about this show.
I do some cleanup and then I enjoy shows you probably think are cringe.
John Oliver returns Feb. 14th.
Think he'll cover the January 6th attack?
Redmess
Do bears shit in the woods? Of course he will.
Optimism is a duty.
Most cannibals don't want to eat themselves.
Heh, quite a page topper.
Edited by djoki996 on Dec 7th 2020 at 2:47:58 AM