MY EYES
You're not coming in here 'till you brush your teeth.
How tough am I? I forge swords and armor with nothing but my fists.
INSIDE OF YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES. BOTH OF THEM WANT YOU TO SHOOT ELVIS.
Pending-Arrival Dragon
Forge anything from Monster Hunter and you're in.
I can shoot down Reimu when she uses Fantasy Heaven.
Let's let events play out as they will. What happens in WAOA stays in WAOA.
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
...can't you just, you know, suplex a train or something?
The Cold War and the ensuing arms race was entirely caused by my unbelievable coolness.
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
Typing the internet since '90
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Well shit, get your ass in here! why are you standing around?
Then what the Hell happened to spudnik, tough guy?
How tough am I?
-Cracks knuckles and neck-
I broke a Nokia phone....
While dialing the first number ON THE FIRST DAY!
edited 22nd Apr '14 6:59:55 PM by KingKix
Dakota's blog An odd agent of justice
We let tough people in here, not incompetent people.
Kansas used to be covered in forest until I got the urge to break stuff over my knee.
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
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... If you can break through the economy with that, we'll let you in.
How tough am I? I read through all of the MLP fanfiction without throwing up OR cringing!
GO AHEAD .... MR. JOEHSTUR .......
Tell me something happy
All the MLP fanfiction on EVERY fanfiction website, or just one? If it was all of them, you're in.
How tough am I? I used to work at Mc Donald's AND I ENJOYED IT.
I'm in your fanfiction, correcting your spelling.
Typing the internet since '90
Preaching to the quior, sister.
That's pretty realistic. So, no.
How tough am I? I created nuclear fusion by smashing two mountains together just to charge up my cell phone.
edited 22nd Apr '14 8:06:10 PM by KingKix
Dakota's blog An odd agent of justice
Spooky Scary Boneheaded Man
Hmm? Ah yes, that model. Had to Be Sharp to get those things running. Welcome!
So, the Soviet Union? They quit once they realized that my existence as their enemy was... not good for their health. As in, I tend to cause things around me to "break". Unions, or people, for example. Don't even need to touch 'em, usually.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous
Meh, it was already weak at that point.
How tough am I? I'm so tough I broke an old Nokia with my pinkie finger!
Humans disturb him
So did some 2 year old who we've allowed admittance into this bar. Come back when you break it without even touching it.
How tough am I? You got a bottle of ketchup?
-opens bottle of ketchup without any effort-
Some folks on the Internet think they're a special GIFT to the world, and others aren't. In this perspective, they're kind of right.
Do the same thing with this jar of mayonnaise I have and you're in.
I've driven from New York to Canada while drunk out of my mind and never once got into an accident along the way.
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
Well, you're not tough. Just careful.
My favorite drinking game is the kind where instead of taking a drink, you pour the whiskey directly into your eyes and nostrils. Every Friday night I get a bunch of friends over and do it for the My Immortal drinking game.
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
You still had to imbibe alcohol to read it. Come back when you've read the whole thing sober.
How tough am I? I skinned my elbow on the trampoline and only cried for twenty minutes.
Trampolines are for SISSIES!
How tough am I? I read Gone With The Wind in less than two hours!
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
You read fairy-tale romantic garbage. Come back once you've read The Mann's Guide To Being a Man, by SAXTON HALE. Number one on the Australian bestseller list since the dawn of time! Only 39.99 plus tax.
How tough am I? I punch holes in the moon to express my love. And sometimes just because I can.
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
Big deal! Doctor Doom can do that with his eyes closed!
How tough am I? I read the entire Harry Potter series in ONE DAY! (I like this game. Is there a limit to how many times we can post in one day?)
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
No, there is no limit.
Do all of your claims of toughness involve reading large amounts of words in short amounts of time? That merely shows you have no friends.
How tough am I? I can stare at your face without throwing up, isn't that tough enough?
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
No. I have the face of an angel. AN ANGEL OF DEATH!
How tough am I? I watch The Cinema Snob's videos and they hardly make me feel uncomfortable! Of course, I'm on March of 2010....
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
Weakling. Go back and read the Encyclopedia Dramatica's "Offended" page, every subpage of Gurochan, and several disturbing torture porn fanfics without shedding a single tear for humanity, and you can head on in.
How tough am I? Once I spilled a box full of nails into my boots, took a fourteen mile jog, and only noticed when I took the boots off afterwards.
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
professional dork
Good enough for me. Head in.
-Munches on a concrete block-
You want some?
Lovepilled and Hopemaxxing
No, thanks.
I'm so tough that the name of my avatar makes literature trivia fans cower in fear.
edited 23rd Apr '14 9:47:42 AM by MiscellaneousSoup
Asgore Adopts Noelle
Hmmmm, perhaps that place next door is better for you... *Points to Weenie Hut Jr's.*
How tough am I? I go to oil rigs, break open oil valves with my bare hands, pour the contents into a large trough, reconnect the valve again, with my bare hands, and drink all the Oil from the Trough. And no, I am not a robot, I am a human.
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
Hey, come on in! Just don't tell Targetmaster Joe about that oil-drinking thing. He'd probably kick you out for no reason.
How tough am I? I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast.
Without any milk.
edited 23rd Apr '14 11:22:56 AM by Jinxmenow
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
Ah yes, but what spices? Based on your... resumè, probably some pretty heavy stuff. Head on in.
Remember Russia? I'm the guy who made the place so harsh. It involved a bit of nuclear winter... from my breath.
"The Stick has sentimental value. It's like an enormous, hideous teddy bear we can kill things with." -rikalous