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Irs thart yrou?
My father is Zoidberg. Everything I know is a lie!
Oh well crap.
Shit...extra r by accident.
Some Dota 2 thing is my farther?
Oh lord, help me.
...Dad, you look young today. Younger than me, possibly.
Awesome, Im a DRAGONBORN!
FOS RO DAH
Dad? Halloween is like 9 months away or something; take off the mask.
[PROJECT FOUNDER RECOGNIZED]
So, my other parent is a laser cannon-equipped satellite. Am I adopted?
But he's less than or equal to my age!
It could be worse, at least I've inherited my pop's scuttling prowess!
David Bowie? Awesome!
Tell me a ghost story Dad.
You're a lot... whiter/more Japanese than I remember you being.
Woo! My daddeh's a PEEIIMMPPP!!!
my dad is batman. [Handell's Messiah plays]
It's weird that I've never seen my dad's face in nineteen years of my life.
Dad? What the fuck happened to you?
You have a dragon (that's not a dragon because it has fur)?
Dad... Since when are you Batman?
edited 15th Feb '14 1:30:24 PM by DaftPunch
edited 17th Feb '14 5:52:48 AM by TheHailStormer
OMG I have electrical powers... =D
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