#2: Feb 4th 2014 at 7:06:03 PM
Farther?
Irs thart yrou?
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
TheHailStormer
Classic
from Playing Sonic Mania
Since: Dec, 2013
Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Classic
#3: Feb 4th 2014 at 7:07:46 PM
My father is Zoidberg. Everything I know is a lie!
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
Electric Heart
#5: Feb 4th 2014 at 7:12:20 PM
Some Dota 2 thing is my farther?
Oh lord, help me.
MobileLeprechaun
In Perpetual Finality
from Grayrock, TX
Since: Aug, 2009
Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
In Perpetual Finality
#6: Feb 4th 2014 at 8:04:35 PM
...Dad, you look young today. Younger than me, possibly.
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
TheAirman
Brightness
from The vicinity of an area adjacent to a location
Since: Feb, 2011
Relationship Status: Historians will say we were good friends.
Brightness
#8: Feb 4th 2014 at 9:17:35 PM
Dad? Halloween is like 9 months away or something; take off the mask.
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trip
Since: Mar, 2012
#9: Feb 4th 2014 at 9:30:04 PM
uh
hi mom
And then there was silence
MY EYES
#10: Feb 4th 2014 at 10:08:50 PM
[PROJECT FOUNDER RECOGNIZED]
INSIDE OF YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES. BOTH OF THEM WANT YOU TO SHOOT ELVIS.
TheHailStormer
Classic
from Playing Sonic Mania
Since: Dec, 2013
Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Classic
#11: Feb 5th 2014 at 4:59:48 AM
So, my other parent is a laser cannon-equipped satellite. Am I adopted?
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
#12: Feb 5th 2014 at 10:19:00 AM
What?
But he's less than or equal to my age!
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Avenuewriter
Destroyer of worlds.
from On my way out of this universe
Since: Apr, 2013
Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Destroyer of worlds.
#13: Feb 5th 2014 at 11:38:54 PM
It could be worse, at least I've inherited my pop's scuttling prowess!
Is not impressed.
Jinxmenow
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
from everywhere you look, everywhere you look
Since: Oct, 2012
Relationship Status: Not caught up in your love affair
Ghosts N' Stuff Remix
#14: Feb 6th 2014 at 11:36:11 AM
David Bowie? Awesome!
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."
TheAirman
Brightness
from The vicinity of an area adjacent to a location
Since: Feb, 2011
Relationship Status: Historians will say we were good friends.
Brightness
#15: Feb 7th 2014 at 7:58:14 PM
Tell me a ghost story Dad.
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PhysicalStamina
so i made a new avatar
from Who's askin'?
Since: Apr, 2012
Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
so i made a new avatar
#16: Feb 7th 2014 at 8:19:41 PM
Mom...
You're a lot... whiter/more Japanese than I remember you being.
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
Avenuewriter
Destroyer of worlds.
from On my way out of this universe
Since: Apr, 2013
Relationship Status: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA
Destroyer of worlds.
#17: Feb 14th 2014 at 11:01:45 PM
Woo! My daddeh's a PEEIIMMPPP!!!
Is not impressed.
#18: Feb 14th 2014 at 11:04:34 PM
What the?
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
dvorak
The World's Least Powerful Man
from Hiding in your shadow
(Elder Troper)
Relationship Status: love is a deadly lazer
The World's Least Powerful Man
#19: Feb 15th 2014 at 2:43:07 AM
my dad is batman. [Handell's Messiah plays]
Now everyone pat me on the back and tell me how clever I am!
FergardStratoavis
Lizard Metabolism
from Ye Olde Worlde
(Less Newbie)
Relationship Status: Cast away
Lizard Metabolism
#20: Feb 15th 2014 at 3:37:14 AM
...
It's weird that I've never seen my dad's face in nineteen years of my life.
How do lizards fly?
TheAirman
Brightness
from The vicinity of an area adjacent to a location
Since: Feb, 2011
Relationship Status: Historians will say we were good friends.
Brightness
#21: Feb 15th 2014 at 6:05:04 AM
Dad? What the fuck happened to you?
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#22: Feb 15th 2014 at 12:49:57 PM
Mom?
You have a dragon (that's not a dragon because it has fur)?
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
DaftPunch
hiya, the name's scout.
from lesbian
Since: Dec, 2013
Relationship Status: Hugging my pillow
hiya, the name's scout.
#23: Feb 15th 2014 at 1:30:11 PM
Dad... Since when are you Batman?
edited 15th Feb '14 1:30:24 PM by DaftPunch
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TheHailStormer
Classic
from Playing Sonic Mania
Since: Dec, 2013
Relationship Status: Having tea with Cthulhu
Classic
#24: Feb 17th 2014 at 5:52:26 AM
edited 17th Feb '14 5:52:48 AM by TheHailStormer
"Never let anyone tell you that something is impossible." - Monty Oum, 1981-2015
ironcommando
smol aberration
from Somewhere in space
Since: May, 2009
Relationship Status: Abstaining
#25: Feb 17th 2014 at 8:18:05 AM
OMG I have electrical powers... =D
...eheh
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXkI1sTDoEg