A vaguely humanoid creature with giant curved teeth that it uses to rip and tear into its prey.
Invictus.
edited 29th Nov '13 3:53:14 PM by FergardStratoavis
grahA hunchbacked, racist, profanity-spewing blight on nature with its large, malformed maw constantly hanging open and leaking thick saliva in between cussing the paint off the wall. Its forehead recedes into its face and it has no eyes. It is clad in tweed and periodically smacks its long, gangly arms into one another.
Glorbelsmirch
War is God.An amorphous blob-like being which constantly leaves behind a trail of fetid slime. It attacks by lashing out with tentacles and vomiting sticky noxious slime at the enemy.
Annihilion
A cyborg lion with RPG launchers built into its shoulders, a subwoofer just behind the throat to augment its roar, and steel tips on its fangs and claws.
Angler
edited 29th Nov '13 4:52:06 PM by Knowlessman
i care but i'm restless, i'm here but i'm really gone, i'm wrong and i'm sorry, babyA type of Chest Monster resembling an anglerfish. It uses treasure chests and other valuables as a lure. When an adventurer approaches this lure, the rest of the monster pounces out of the shadows and attacks.
Fist of the Shadow King
edited 29th Nov '13 5:02:27 PM by Arachnos
A gargantuan rock needle that vaguely has the shape of a fist, surrounded by an all-encompassing shroud of darkness that only becomes apparent to people once they are within its reach - upon which those people usually disappear. It is speculated that said shroud is a sheer endless swarm of black, locust-like insects; dubbed the "Shadow King" by the local tribes.
Sundrag
edited 29th Nov '13 5:12:53 PM by TAPETRVE
Fear the cinnamon sugar swirl. By the Gods, fear it, Laurence.When the sun nears the horizon and the Magic Hour approaches, the craggy rock monster known as the "Sundrag" rises from the ground and sets course to photobomb as many camera snaps as possible and pulling weird looks with its rocky face.
The Gargler
A huge, drooling monster with a very caveman-like look to him. Grotesquely sloped forehead, thick red hair with bones in, long arms, short legs, emaciated look, big head. It has a perpetual look of dazed confusion, and a perpetual hunger for human flesh. That's probably why it drools, really.
Y'shugga Shuggs
"Monsters are tragic beings. They are born too tall, too strong, too heavy. They are not evil by choice. That is their tragedy."A set of tongues that wobbles about, looking pathetic while it does so.
"Did you expect somebody else?"A hivemind army that infects people's brains and takes over Green Bay, Wisconsin every Sunday for the sole purpose of screaming at even bigger, uglier monsters.
Wezzerbizzer
An inexplicably Imperial German-looking monstrosity that claims to "bow everything knetter".
Fignig Fugnug
edited 30th Nov '13 8:15:50 AM by TAPETRVE
Fear the cinnamon sugar swirl. By the Gods, fear it, Laurence.A lumbering fungus monster who speaks with a strange gurgling noise.
Warhol Hurblebottom
"I'll show you all of Paris, I'll take you on a tour, we'll go up and up and up so high they'll long for an encore!"A Giant, Monstrous Bee that pushes it's giant, non-detachable stinger through your head. (That's what immediately popped up monster wise with that name.)
Igglizzatt The Impaler
A humongous, purple-scaled lizard with numerous prehensile tendrils sprouting out of its back. These tendrils have a spear-like structure on it tips, sharp enough to stab through rocks. As the name implies, this creature prefers to jab the tendrils upon its prey before devouring it.
Cydonian Horned Bushwhacker
Random note: Cydonia can refer to three things.
edited 2nd Dec '13 5:11:20 AM by ArmoredFury
Lovepilled and HopemaxxingA form of ambush predator, the Cydonian Horned Bushwhacker can be described as Bigfoot with antlers, it often carries around bushes so it can quickly set up an ambush.
THE DEFILER
Good to be backThe worm from this movie.
The Unseen
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone elseA creature said to be in the guise of a beautiful young woman. Unfortunately no one can confirm this myth, because apparently the creature itself is so disgusted with its own looks that it only ever shows up when nobody else is looking - hence its name. It can be heard though: Whenever an Unseen encounters a mirror, it will likely let loose a volley of oaths towards its own face.
Remorseful Anus
Fear the cinnamon sugar swirl. By the Gods, fear it, Laurence.A reclusive and extremely complex creature that can only be described as an amalgamation of several crude, conscious, but different entities that form a congruous whole. Each "member" of this creature's form is a humanoid wearing extremely gaudy Hot Topic clothing articles with various infectious piercings on different orifices to make each individual seem unique. They all form a "band" that plays extremely cacophonous music that resembles a mash between crude hardcore punk, death metal, ska, emocore, deathcore, anuscore, cyberelectric boogaloo shoegaze cunterfaustmetal, and smooth jazz.
Kraagiera, the Impotent Codpiece
War is God.A sort of bioengineered shellfish. It has teeth and is very much carnivorous.
Jabberwhacky
i care but i'm restless, i'm here but i'm really gone, i'm wrong and i'm sorry, babyA wingless draconic-like creature that is able to stand on two legs and use its oversized front claws to swipe at its enemy like a bear. It is also capable of breathing fire like a classical dragon.
Augustus.
grahA vampire dog, even moodier and more inclined toward malice than vampire humans thanks to his inability to chase after small furry creatures in the sunlight.
Punter
i care but i'm restless, i'm here but i'm really gone, i'm wrong and i'm sorry, babyA brown, hairy, spherical mammal with oversized limbs. When confronted by a predator, its strong limbs allows the creature to quickly evade any attack thrown at it. It is to be noted that when provoked enough, a Punter may instead tries to kick the attacker. With its overdeveloped muscles, it can deliver enough force to send a grown man flying for several dozen meters, hence the nickname.
Valhallan Frost Snipe
Lovepilled and HopemaxxingA light-blue-colored flightless bird with the curious ability to control, and especially lower, temperatures around it. Predators must kill it quickly, for it can induce frostbite in less than half a minute of prolonged contact.
The Invisibull
i care but i'm restless, i'm here but i'm really gone, i'm wrong and i'm sorry, baby
Should be simple enough. Doesn't actually need to be particularly monstrous.
Describe the monster named in the above post, then name the monster to be described by the next poster.
Mittens
i care but i'm restless, i'm here but i'm really gone, i'm wrong and i'm sorry, baby