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Explosivo25 Still got a ways to go. from Beach City Relationship Status: THIS CONCEPT OF 'WUV' CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
Still got a ways to go.
Jul 3rd 2013 at 2:32:47 AM

Exactly. We figured you'd find that sort of thing to be delicious.

Waiter, there's a hairy, three-breasted woman in my soup!

edited 3rd Jul '13 2:35:34 AM by Explosivo25

I donít even know anymore.
MikuruFan from Away
Jul 3rd 2013 at 2:52:30 AM

You said you wanted that milky, creamy taste. Though I don't recall why we added one with hair...

Waiter! There's angst in my soup!

superturnstone Tower Arcana from SPACE
Tower Arcana
Jul 3rd 2013 at 7:17:02 PM

Waiter, there is an Amanda Bynes in my soup.

When life gives you lemons. Make Orange Juice
PhysicalStamina Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
Jul 3rd 2013 at 7:19:18 PM

[up][up]Yes indeed; this soup is a rather hot topic.

[up]She's here to tell you that you're supposed to respond to the guy who posted above you, please.

Waiter! There's Daft Punk in my soup!

PancticeSquadCutterback This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :) from Georgia (the one the devil went to, not Russia)
This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :)
Jul 3rd 2013 at 7:20:02 PM

[up][up] That's where she went? Ah.

If you get lucky, you might be harder, better, faster, stronger.

Waiter, there is a Meganekko in my soup!

edited 3rd Jul '13 7:20:55 PM by PancticeSquadCutterback

I'm not LGBT. I just think Rain's really cool. Apologies if my humor gets too painful.
PhysicalStamina Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
Jul 3rd 2013 at 7:25:17 PM

You said you wanted some extra glasses.

Waiter! There's a surfer in my soup!

KylerThatch literary masochist
literary masochist
Jul 3rd 2013 at 8:53:41 PM

It would help if you didn't splash the soup around, sir.

Waiter! There is a corndog in my soup!

This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...
ironcommando Phobia from Terra 102 Relationship Status: Abstaining
Phobia
Jul 3rd 2013 at 8:57:24 PM

You ordered the mutton and corn soup, sir. We couldn't find any dogmeat as a substitute for mutton , which we ran out of.

Waiter, there's a waiter in my soup!

edited 3rd Jul '13 8:59:12 PM by ironcommando

PhysicalStamina Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
Jul 3rd 2013 at 8:58:21 PM

I know. It's rather lovely in here.

Waiter, Venetian Snares is in my soup!

TwentyTwoSevenths i seee youuuu from somewhere
i seee youuuu
Jul 3rd 2013 at 9:03:12 PM

Yes, it appears that he is, and I do apologize that we did not bring you your complimentary huge chrome peach along with the soup.

Waiter! There's a pirate in my soup! And not even the really cool kind, just the guy who shares music files!

edited 3rd Jul '13 9:07:30 PM by TwentyTwoSevenths

YOU'LL PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDGE!!!
KylerThatch literary masochist
literary masochist
Jul 3rd 2013 at 9:05:15 PM

Soup wants to be free, sir. You of all people should appreciate that sentiment.

Waiter! There is a fractal in my soup!

This "faculty lot" you speak of sounds like a place of great power...
ironcommando Phobia from Terra 102 Relationship Status: Abstaining
Phobia
Jul 3rd 2013 at 9:08:13 PM

You ordered the soup with the special (math) formula, sir.

Waiter, there's a hypercube in my soup!

TwentyTwoSevenths i seee youuuu from somewhere
i seee youuuu
Jul 3rd 2013 at 9:15:20 PM

Of course, sir; our soups have so much flavor, three dimensions aren't enough to contain it all?

Waiter! There's an insomniac in my soup!

YOU'LL PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDGE!!!
Anomalocaris20 Salty AF from Sagittarius A* Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Salty AF
Jul 3rd 2013 at 9:30:29 PM

It's just a midnight snack, sir.

Waiter! There's a bear in my soup!

The fact that the world exists means nobody has had a TRUE 'everything bagel' yet. Twitch
ironcommando Phobia from Terra 102 Relationship Status: Abstaining
Phobia
Jul 3rd 2013 at 10:36:17 PM

You picked the spicy soup, and we asked "Could you bear it?". You answered yes, so we beared your soup for you.

Waiter, there's a Mook in my soup!

PancticeSquadCutterback This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :) from Georgia (the one the devil went to, not Russia)
This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :)
Jul 4th 2013 at 8:48:35 AM

Oh, yeah. You ordered the small fries. I'll redo your soup.

Waiter, there is someone complaining about shows he doesn't like in my soup.

edited 4th Jul '13 8:49:46 AM by PancticeSquadCutterback

I'm not LGBT. I just think Rain's really cool. Apologies if my humor gets too painful.
Anomalocaris20 Salty AF from Sagittarius A* Relationship Status: Love blinded me (with science!)
Salty AF
Jul 4th 2013 at 11:57:27 AM

Are you just going to complain about this soup you don't like?

Waiter! There's a dragonfly in my soup!

The fact that the world exists means nobody has had a TRUE 'everything bagel' yet. Twitch
ironcommando Phobia from Terra 102 Relationship Status: Abstaining
Phobia
Jul 4th 2013 at 12:00:43 PM

It's there to cure the butterflies in your stomach. (Dragonflies eat butterflies)

Waiter, there's a recursive statement in my soup!

PancticeSquadCutterback This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :) from Georgia (the one the devil went to, not Russia)
This is Rain. Isn't she pretty? :)
Jul 4th 2013 at 12:06:08 PM

It's the soup that you never never eat; too bad it's it's the soup you never eat...

Waiter, there's 2112 in my soup!

I'm not LGBT. I just think Rain's really cool. Apologies if my humor gets too painful.
CompletelyNormalGuy Definitely not a weirdo from Seattle
Definitely not a weirdo
Jul 4th 2013 at 3:21:41 PM

Sorry sir, I was in a bit of a Rush.

Waiter, there's anchovies in my soup.

No noodles here. Just bad movies. Join us.
Jul 4th 2013 at 3:54:34 PM

You ordered fish soup, anchovies are fish too.

Waiter! There's a turret in my soup!

edited 4th Jul '13 3:55:42 PM by CoyoticEvil

Jul 4th 2013 at 3:57:46 PM

GLaDOS is our head chef for tonight.

Waiter, there's a gewunner in my soup.

ironcommando Phobia from Terra 102 Relationship Status: Abstaining
Phobia
Jul 4th 2013 at 4:02:03 PM

Of course. Our soup also requires you to wear the Red-and-Blue 3D Nostalgia Goggles for you to enjoy its full effect.

Waiter, there's a BFS in my soup!

edited 4th Jul '13 4:02:51 PM by ironcommando

Bisected8 This is what happens when you're raised by birds from Her Hackette Cave Relationship Status: Crazy Cat Lady
This is what happens when you're raised by birds
Jul 4th 2013 at 4:08:18 PM

Yes sir, most people save it until last.

Waiter, there's a sock in my soup!

edited 4th Jul '13 4:08:29 PM by Bisected8

If you ask a baker for proof of bread, she shall rise!
PhysicalStamina Relationship Status: It's so nice to be turned on again
Jul 4th 2013 at 4:10:17 PM

Socks to be you, then. -quits-

Waiter, Tim and Geoff Follins are in my soup!


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