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Exactly. We figured you'd find that sort of thing to be delicious.
Waiter, there's a hairy, three-breasted woman in my soup!
edited 3rd Jul '13 2:35:34 AM by Explosivo25
You said you wanted that milky, creamy taste. Though I don't recall why we added one with hair...
Waiter! There's angst in my soup!
Waiter, there is an Amanda Bynes in my soup.
Yes indeed; this soup is a rather hot topic.
She's here to tell you that you're supposed to respond to the guy who posted above you, please.
Waiter! There's Daft Punk in my soup!
That's where she went? Ah.
If you get lucky, you might be harder, better, faster, stronger.
Waiter, there is a Meganekko in my soup!
edited 3rd Jul '13 7:20:55 PM by PancticeSquadCutterback
You said you wanted some extra glasses.
Waiter! There's a surfer in my soup!
It would help if you didn't splash the soup around, sir.
Waiter! There is a corndog in my soup!
You ordered the mutton and corn soup, sir. We couldn't find any dogmeat as a substitute for mutton , which we ran out of.
Waiter, there's a waiter in my soup!
edited 3rd Jul '13 8:59:12 PM by ironcommando
I know. It's rather lovely in here.
Waiter, Venetian Snares is in my soup!
Yes, it appears that he is, and I do apologize that we did not bring you your complimentary huge chrome peach along with the soup.
Waiter! There's a pirate in my soup! And not even the really cool kind, just the guy who shares music files!
edited 3rd Jul '13 9:07:30 PM by TwentyTwoSevenths
Soup wants to be free, sir. You of all people should appreciate that sentiment.
Waiter! There is a fractal in my soup!
You ordered the soup with the special (math) formula, sir.
Waiter, there's a hypercube in my soup!
Of course, sir; our soups have so much flavor, three dimensions aren't enough to contain it all?
Waiter! There's an insomniac in my soup!
It's just a midnight snack, sir.
Waiter! There's a bear in my soup!
You picked the spicy soup, and we asked "Could you bear it?". You answered yes, so we beared your soup for you.
Waiter, there's a Mook in my soup!
Oh, yeah. You ordered the small fries. I'll redo your soup.
Waiter, there is someone complaining about shows he doesn't like in my soup.
edited 4th Jul '13 8:49:46 AM by PancticeSquadCutterback
Are you just going to complain about this soup you don't like?
Waiter! There's a dragonfly in my soup!
It's there to cure the butterflies in your stomach. (Dragonflies eat butterflies)
Waiter, there's a recursive statement in my soup!
It's the soup that you never never eat; too bad it's it's the soup you never eat...
Waiter, there's 2112 in my soup!
Sorry sir, I was in a bit of a Rush.
Waiter, there's anchovies in my soup.
You ordered fish soup, anchovies are fish too.
Waiter! There's a turret in my soup!
edited 4th Jul '13 3:55:42 PM by CoyoticEvil
GLaDOS is our head chef for tonight.
Waiter, there's a gewunner in my soup.
Of course. Our soup also requires you to wear the Red-and-Blue 3D Nostalgia Goggles for you to enjoy its full effect.
Waiter, there's a BFS in my soup!
edited 4th Jul '13 4:02:51 PM by ironcommando
Yes sir, most people save it until last.
Waiter, there's a sock in my soup!
edited 4th Jul '13 4:08:29 PM by Bisected8
Socks to be you, then. -quits-
Waiter, Tim and Geoff Follins are in my soup!
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