Dark Master of Stairs
- My attacks have left entire islands depopulated!
-Can't say I Didn't See That Coming; they could probably smell you from miles off. - It's hopeless; I can put the point of a sword through the eye of a needle!
Like this?
edited 24th Feb '13 8:37:40 AM by EgregiousOne
"I'm not a nerd. I'm a specialist." ~Sousuke Sagara
I am rubber, you are glue (loses)
erm... I mean...
Nice to know it can target stationary objects.
Ye're a waste of good grog!
edited 1st Mar '13 1:27:51 PM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
Dark Master of Stairs
So that's why your swordsmanship is so shoddy!
You call that a hit? I've taken worse wounds from tavern wenches!
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Ohoho; zing!
edited 25th Feb '13 4:34:10 PM by EgregiousOne
"I'm not a nerd. I'm a specialist." ~Sousuke Sagara
so i made a new avatar
Women don't like you? I am in shock.
Ha! Ye couldn't hurt a fly!
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
Dark Master of Stairs
Come a little closer and I'll prove you wrong!
You fight as though the only sword practice you get is on lonely nights!
"I'm not a nerd. I'm a specialist." ~Sousuke Sagara
The only difference being ye just have a hand to practice with!
Yer eyes couldn't see where I'll strike next.
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
The thing with the red gold crown.
Yeah, but my heat seeking missile and infrared goggles can.
I've heard better insults from mute people.
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
Dark Master of Stairs
Really? Let's see if yours improve after I silence you!
I had more trouble fighting against your mother!
"I'm not a nerd. I'm a specialist." ~Sousuke Sagara
so i made a new avatar
If you had a hard time with that old bird, how could you possibly defeat me?
Ha! I've seen better swordplay from a drunk bubble!
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
Drunk on grog again I take it?
Once I'm done with you, I'll eat yer throat!
edited 1st Mar '13 2:50:35 PM by EarlOfSandvich
I now go by Graf von Tirol.
so i made a new avatar
I s'pose ye'll go hungry, then.
You've the reflexes of a kindergartener!
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
i seee youuuu
P'raps, but at least I know more about swordsmanship than one!
I've seen baby kittens more ferocious than the likes of ye!
edited 1st Mar '13 6:29:14 PM by TwentyTwoSevenths
YOU'LL PAY FOR THE WHOLE SEAT, BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDGE!!!
Ye means "the", so more ferocious than the likes of what?
I've smelled fresher cole slaw at your mother's home!
The thing with the red gold crown.
I think you need to see a doctor since there isn't any cole slaw here.
You look nice, now turn around before I loose my lunch.
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
You mean "lose"? I had it, and you suck at cooking!
Now go away before I say something insulting.
so i made a new avatar
That afraid to lose, eh?
Ye couldn't cut the broad side of a ship!
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
Dark Master of Stairs
At least I can hit the aft end of a broad.
Ye* fight like a barber with a razor, though that mug o' yours says you haven't ever seen one.
"I'm not a nerd. I'm a specialist." ~Sousuke Sagara
so i made a new avatar
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Nice.
Ye fight like a wench, though everything about ye says y'ain't never seen one.
Who taught you how to fight, a goomba?
edited 2nd Mar '13 6:13:08 AM by PhysicalStamina
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
Dark Master of Stairs
Thanks. The wench comeback was pretty hefty too.
Who taught you, Princess Peach?
I could kill ye a dozen ways without touchin' ye!
"I'm not a nerd. I'm a specialist." ~Sousuke Sagara
so i made a new avatar
You plan to wait for me to die of boredom while you keep missing?
Ye couldn't lay a scratch on me even if I was standin' still!
To pity someone is to tell them "I feel bad about being better than you."
Nerds nearly need needy nerdy nerds
Why don't we test that theory?
Do ye need me to tie a hand behind me back ta give ye a fightin' chance?
edited 5th Mar '13 7:40:12 AM by TheHeroHartmut
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Dark Master of Stairs
Ye do that, and it'll be just like how I bedded yer mistress last night!
Yer not so tough without your friends around, are ye?
"I'm not a nerd. I'm a specialist." ~Sousuke Sagara
The thing with the red gold crown.
-Raises fists- Well, Rocky and Socky are my right and left hand men.
You win, your face is such an insult to nature that I can't say anything that would be worse.
It comes. The corrupter comes. Don't let it touch the tower lest all reality crumble.
Dark Master of Stairs
As pretty as I am, that speaks poorly of your wordsmanship.
You fight like a paraplegic cephalopod!
"I'm not a nerd. I'm a specialist." ~Sousuke Sagara
for those of you not familiar with the insult sword fighting paradigm, you make an insult, and someone insults you back with a Pun or a rhyme.
examples (this looks like a trope page :S)
- You fight like a dairy farmer
- How appropriate You Fight Like a Cow- Nothing can stop me from blowing you away.
-I could, if you would use some breath spray.so here come my insults
- You are probably just a bunch of nerds!
-- My attacks have left entire islands depopulated!
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