I liked it better when Questionable Casting was called WTH Casting Agency
A case of the TV headline being so much better than the website's one: Beach goer finds giant joint.
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)"Boy, 8, craves burger, drives dad's van a mile to McDonald's"
I'd express concern over the parents not keeping an eye on their kid if I wasn't laughing so hard.
"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"Florida woman named Crystal Metheny arrested in Polk. Also, she wasn't charged with anything related to drugs (this time); she was actually arrested for firing a missile at someone's car.
These Metheny parents must have been a bit fucked up to call their daughter Crystal...
"And as long as a sack of shit is not a good thing to be, chivalry will never die."Everything in that headline is 100% true. That story is both adorable and funny.
I liked it better when Questionable Casting was called WTH Casting Agency$15 'costume jewelry' ring turns out to be 26.27-carat white diamond worth over $450K.
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!Doctors warn women against putting wasp nests in their vaginas
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i. hear. a. sound.Oh. My. God. Who looks at this and thinks, "Yes, this is a good idea that has no possibility of going seriously wrong!" Hey, at least it's not that guy (who's not a gynecologist!) who invented a "chapstick" to glue a woman's vagina shut during her period. There are so many things wrong with that one.
It was going so well until it exploded.Canadian man mows lawn with tornado behind him
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!He was keeping an eye on it. XD
I liked it better when Questionable Casting was called WTH Casting AgencySomeone finally got to live the dream, writing a headline like this.
NASA wants to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before.
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)Someone got fired, promoted, yelled at, or free drinks from that one.
It was going so well until it exploded.Canuck the crow's attacks halt Vancouver mail delivery
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!Police Shoot Unarmed Batman Cosplayers at Australian Sex Party
Gotta love that the owner of the nightclub is named MARTHA!
Mom wants apology over McDonald's slide covered in poop.
Regardless of whose side we're supposed to take, I now remember why my parents eventually stopped letting my siblings and I play at fast-food restaurant play-places.
"I shall not be foolish again, my dear Gwendolyn!"Religion For Overwatch Officially Approved in Brazil
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!Facebook shuts down AI system after it invents own language
It's happening! Get your children in the bomb shelter before the machines seize control of the nuclear arsenal!
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!Police search for dirt on soap thief.
Good luck with that.
Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)He made a clean getaway.
(...where did all these rotten vegetables come from?)
Teenager arrested for doing Macarena
...and then the article itself extends the headline to "on Saudi street", which makes more sense, but is still pretty wtf.
i. hear. a. sound.It rains solid diamonds on Uranus and Neptune
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!As opposed to molten, gaseous, or plasma diamonds?
"If I was a tabletop RPG character, my player would be accused of both minmaxing and overdramatic roleplaying." -Me
Grabher: Hello good sir, my name is Grabher Bythapussy.
No, I'm not Donald Trump traveling under a ridiculously offensive pseudonym to avoid the responsibilities of the Presidency. I just believe celebrity lets you do whatever you want to anyone of the opposite gender. And yes my hair is absolutely real and not a dead ferret I'm wearing on my head.
edited 26th Mar '17 9:21:54 PM by NickTheSwing
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