Wild Horse
"Agreed. Sometimes adults have to take a part of the burden too." Gunner acknowledged Byakuren's words, herself desiring that Nanoha be safe from the darker side of life. She quietly vowed to hand out retribution for any who dared destroyed the girl's innocence. Watching Nanoha had a calming effect on the blonde woman, who had been suffering from the civil war, losing friends in the melee. Nanoha represented the reasons why Gunner was fighting; for the future, for the children, for peace.
Always be ready to do the unusual and unexpected.
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Rey held up a hand. "I now it's weird with this new Link, but...he's gonna just as capable as our's was, I promise. And we'll get through this. We just need to learn everyone's strengths and figure out how to use them. We'll have to try and pay more attention in any future challenge, if we can."
Easing back into life one step at a time
I'm Back Bitches (not really)
The Doctor nods. "Agreed... if only we had Saren still. He'd be able to tell our strengths so well."
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The Mighty Pen
"True. A lack of teamwork has often hurt our efforts in the past. If we have the opportunity, we should ask some of the others to help us figure out what each of us can do and perhaps create some combined techniques we could use. At the least, getting to know each other better can only help our cause."
A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. -Lao Tzu
Emissary of the Void
So this is what it's like to be chopped liver, not that I've had any... Xigbar mused as he wandered around, finding something to do. Or maybe just talk to someone, it really didn't matter to him in the slightest.
[DATA LOST]
I'm Back Bitches (not really)
The Doctor chuckles. "You missed it Jack. The first thing they did when they all saw each other for the first time? Fight. Try to murder each other."
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Grievous growled as he looked out the window.
“What I would not give for something to scrap to work my temper on.” He muttered, as he moved his feet made those clicking noises of metal on stone.
Screw the Lion!
"Well....the trident thing was probably his way of getting us away from those falling boulders," Fluttershy said to Cletus. "I really don't think he would intentionally hurt anyone."
"Well before, I did it with reckless abandon. Now I can't control myself!" ~ Jesse Cox, 2014
The Mighty Pen
Jack frowned.
"That does not make future cooperation between us easy. Even so, that makes it all the more important to start fostering friendships. If we fight among ourselves, we cannot hope to achieve anything."
A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. -Lao Tzu
I'm Back Bitches (not really)
The Doctor nods. "They seem to have dealt with it though. I hope."
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A note to viewers: Please don't try any of this EVER. It's completely unsafe and it would probably taste terrible.
"And now we begin: EPIC VIKING MEAL TIME! My name is Tyrell, and I will be your instructor today." Tyrell said to the small crowd of robots he had gathered.
"On today's menu we have roasted pumpkin seeds, tossed ceasar salad, veggies on a kaiser, and spicy curry in a pumpkin! We shall start with the salad!"
As he began to cook Tyrell narrated what he was doing to his audience:
"First, we shall need to clean the vegetables. We will do that by putting them in a water-filled pot and BOILING THEM WITH FIRE!"
Tyrell bid the flames to roar and steam burst out of the pot, blasting away the dirt.
"Now, we will set aside some of the vegetables for the kaiser and the curry. As for the rest, WE TOSS THEM!" Tyrell wadded up a third of the vegetables and threw the wad into a salad bowl with all his might.
"We garnish the salad with laural wreaths and we have Ceasar's salad! NOW FOR THE KAISER!"
"Whole vegetables are fine for Ceasar, BUT THEY'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR KAISER! If we want these vegetables to be suitible for him then we must AXE THEM NICELY!" Tyrell took out his axe which was polished as shiny as a mirror and descended upon the veggies as a trap would descend on an unwary archeologist! WITH GREAT FURY!
"Now that the veggies are presentable we place them on the bread and COOK IT WITH FIRE!" Wrapping the veggies within the bread Tyrell briefly enveloped the dish in a fiery inferno! Out of the flames emerged a golden brown creation the likes of which Tyrell had never seen!
"A toast to kaiser! YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! Next, we prepare the PUMPKIN, SEEEEEEEEEEEDS!"
Tyrell hoisted the pumkin above his head and plonked it down on the counter. "To get the seeds we will first have to open the pumpkin! Normally you would use a knife, but REAL men BREAK THINGS WITH THEIR FACE! YEARG!" Tyrell roared as he headbutted the top off the pumpkin and ripped out the seeds!
"Now we lay the seeds to rest on a pan and grease them with the oil of an artichoke's HEAAAAAAAART!" Crushing an artichoke in his fist Tyrell sprayed the potent antioxident over the pan! "And we COOK IT WITH FIRE!" He shouted and let loose another pyrotechnic display!
"Finally, THE CURRY OF DEATH! To prepare this dish we take a squash, AND WE SQUASH IT! Then we LIQUIFY the zuccini, string beans, carrots, and tomatoes and PUT THEM IN THE PUMPKIN! But before we cook it we must add one final ingredient!"
Crushing some peppers over the brew Tyrell injected it with the TEARS OF A THOUSAND SUNS! No curry could ever be complete without furry of Hel!
"Finally, we shall put it in the oven." Slowly making his way to the oven and placing the brew-filled pumpkin inside Tyrell carefully closed the door and calmly turned to adress the rest of the people in the kitchen.
"This machine has settings up to ten. I don't know how it works, so we're going to COOK IT WITH FIRE!" Tyrell exclaimed as he created one last fireshow.
"Now, the only thing that remains is TO TASTE! FETCH ME MY MINIONS! Put out the word that Tyrell has created a FEAST FOR MEN...and women." He said as he remembered that some of the champions were actually female.
You know what? Tyrell thought as the robots dispersed; On second thought, being a vegetarian is awsome.
Aww, son of a bitch
I grunted in pain when Shotaro punched me. What the fuck? I could feel that shit through the suit. What was this kid on? Didn't have much time to think about it, 'cause yellow guy threw a knife at me. The knife was attached to a chain, but still. I moved out of the way just in time, lettin' it fly past me. Though I wasn't really much into thinkin' at the moment, but I knew an opportunity when I saw one. I reached out and grabbed the chain* and gripped it tight. Then, with a grunt, I moved my arms like I was swingin' a baseball bat. Hopefully, it'd be enough to yank the damn thing outta' his hands. And if he was still holdin' on... well, free weapon.
"You have more than enough potential. So tell me what is the one wish that would make your soul gem shine." -Mitt Romney, probably
Stealth Bomber
Scorpion held on as Delta began whipping around his spear. This was nothing new, and Scorpion already knew his spear would not break. He let Delta fling him around and waste time trying to take the weapon. The ninja prepared to channel hellfire through the spear, enough to make Delta let go, but not enough to kill him. He didn't want to fight until his opponent died. He would be content just ending it now, but the fact of the matter was that he needed his spear on hand, and he couldn't leave if that spear was in danger of being stolen.
It's almost time for Cooking with Scorpion to come on, and this week's episode has nothing to do with barbecuing.
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J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!
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"Um, what are they all doing now, anyway?" Rey asked, abruptly coming out of the apparent memory or deep thought he had been embroiled in this whole time. "Probably we ought to be keeping a better eye on them, too."
Easing back into life one step at a time
Right in front of Delta's vision, another chained blade slammed into the crystal building next to him; a rather larger one, however. As the chain began to retract into the hilt, Garland was pulled towards the blade of his sword and was soon face to face with the metal giant.
"Calm yourself!" He called into the helmet, aiming a powerful kick at the hand holding the chain in an attempt to get him to release it.
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A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they will never sit in.
Antroz unfolded his wings and glided out from his perch.
He rose high above the castle, selected a good entry point and plummeted in a dive.
He landed feet first in a Dynamic Entry near where Rey, Jack and the Doctor were conversing.
"Time to make some aquaitances".
Antroz straightened up and walked along the wall of the castle.
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Rey blinked at the sudden appearance of the stranger, staring in silence a moment. "Ah...hi there. Uh...what's your name, uh...mister?"
Easing back into life one step at a time
I'm Back Bitches (not really)
The Doctor blinks. "Rey... Why are you the normal one here?"
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Emissary of the Void
Xigbar walks next to the Doctor, curious as to this wierd robot's appearance. Who the hell's this guy? I've never seen him before. Although something seems off with him. I need to be careful around this guy. The Freeshooter thought as he lowered his right hand, almost as if he was about to summon his weapons.
[DATA LOST]
Antroz turns round as Rey voices his greetings.
For a moment he scans them up and down.
Not sure what these organices can do......though I'm am sure that they have certain capabilities.
"Well, greetings......strangers, I believe we haven't met before; I am known as Makuta Antroz from where I should be, Perhaps You may wish to introduce yourself?"
This is certainly strange....That one with the mask......Something all too like a user of shadow about him.....
Figure of Hourai
"That's good." Byakuren remarked, kneeling down by the sleeping girl. So cute... she wasn't going to let this get hurt, not at all. It was a pity that she didn't have Shou, Nazrin, Ichirin, Unzan, or Murasa to keep an eye on Nanoha. She'd only just gotten free and meant everyone again and already she was missing them...
"I miss everyone... I see them for the first time in over a thousand years and then I end up here..."
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Wild Horse
"That is horrible..." Gunner said, shocked that the elder female only had a brief window of interaction with her friends before being sent here. "At the very least, they'll still be there when you get back, considering what little I have learnt of your magic." It was an attempt to brighten the monk's outlook, and also to keep her morale up for whatever else will come at them.
Always be ready to do the unusual and unexpected.
"Of course, Satsuki-sama."
Nanoha twitched again in her sleep.
Her dreams at the moment had taken a turn for the worst, understandably so. While she hadn't acknowledged it previously, she was a nine-year-old girl impossibly far away from everyone she ever knew.
She missed her family, and she missed her friends, and she missed Fate.
"Oh, dear. The toad, the monkey, and the dog have all screwed up."
Erio, having wandered off to see exactly what was making that noise, stuck his head around the door.
"OK, what's going on in here?"
"Yup. That tasted purple."
"I'd explain but it doesn't seen like you'd want to know." Byakuren said as she looked down at Nanoha. So sweet, so innocent... doubtless dangerous too but it was against everything she knew to let a child fight. But after Gensokyo...
"If anyone tries to hurt Nano-chan and she doesn't get them on the first try, we ought to correct them ourselves."
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