ITT: We are all Pokémon Trainers

Ian: <That's...strange. Does he often do things like that?>

Anakin: <Where to? Back to DS and Wolf? Or do you have somewhere else you want to go?>

Rex's Kitchen (Future)

Joe: <Eep! Be careful!> *prevents him from sniffing some nearby vinegar*

Brosef: (Gets hit by the rocks) <Seriously, you're just throwing rocks... is that the only thing you can do...? It's not even effecting me. You know I'm just going to try and end this... so...> (Uses Water Pulse on Geodude)

edited 24th Jan '12 5:00:28 PM by Troper49

Rustboro Gym

Geodude: *faints* @_@

Roxanne: Hmm...guess I'd better try something more drastic. *recalls Geodude and sends out...*

Nosepass: <The    nose   ...it can not be ignored.>

Roxanne: Use Discharge!

Nosepass: *releases a large burst of electricity*

I don't know where I want to go. I guess just the nearest PC so I can get Volcarona out and fly on my own.

Lilycove - Now

"It's fine, it's something that's replaceable... Thing was a piece of junk anyways..."

-Happening to notice Andre's tail-

<Dusty: "Ooh... Flowery... Does it also taste like flowers?">

-And latches onto Andre's tail-

<Andre: "OW! Hey! What the-">

-And turns over his shoulder to see a Trapinch latched onto his tail-

<Dusty: "No... It's not flowery... It's kinda like the blue one's though...">

-In a challenging tone-

<Andre: "Looking for a fight?">

<Dusty: "A fight? ... How does it work?">

<Andre: "Like this!">

-And attempts to Dark Pulse Dusty in the face-

<Kat: "(*groan*) Oh dear...">

<Woolly: "WAIT! STO-">

<Comet: "I dunno, they seem like they're the right age for this...">

<Treeo: "Yeah, nothing wrong with a good-natured challenge between sprouts!">

AU - Icirrus

-Leaving the provisional Pokecenter along with 6 trailing Pokemon-

-A group consisting of a Drapion, a Beeheeyem, and a Kecleon are conversing by the door-

<(Ex-)Goon!Kecleon: And so that's what happened to those construction materials...">

<(Ex-)Goon!Drapion: "That's just stupid... Why on earth haven't nimrods like those been kicked back into the wild?">

<(Ex-)Goon!Beeheeyem: "(*sigh*) At least it wasn't any wo- Oh good Landorus...">

-And the three happen to notice the party, or more accurately, the Shiny Meinshao that is a part of it. And start to cower-

<(Ex-)Goon!Beeheeyem: "(*gulp*) Th-The Bl-Blue D-Death... Wh-Why i-is he h-here?!">

<(Ex-)Goon!Drapion: "Oh... Oh Arceus... Pl-Please... N-Not l-like th-this...">

<(Ex-)Goon!Kecleon: "F-Forget th-this! I-I'm o-outta h-here!">

-And proceeds to camouflage itself-

<Dreyer: "... We can still see your red band, you know...">

-The Keckleon hastily hides behind the Beeheeyem-

<(Ex-)Goon!Kecleon: "Y-You can t-teleport, r-right?">

<(Ex-)Goon!Beeheeyem: "N-Not i-if h-he k-kills u-us f-first...">

-Approaching the Beeheeyem-

<Simo: "... Er.. Is something the matter?">

Tracer(?): "... Guys, what's going on?"

<(Ex-)Goon!Beeheeyem: "Please don't hurt me! The Dr-Drapion's the one you want! H-He was actually at your tower! I w-wasn't h-here until a f-few m-months a-ago!">

-Mostly unseen-

<(Ex-)Goon!Kecleon: "S-Same h-here! I-I was in N-Nacrene b-before th-the R-Resistance t-took o-over!">

-Shivering-

<(Ex-)Goon!Drapion: "Th-That's n-not tr-true! Th-They're l-lying!">

<Dahak: "... You all do know that Meinshao are empathic, right? It's not exactly easy to fool them...">

<(Ex-)Goon!Drapion: "Th-They are...? Nngh...">

-And proceeds to defecate on the sidewalk out of fear-

<(Ex-)Goon!Drapion: "Urk...">

<Teala(?): "Uh...">

<Serperior: "Hey Nimbus, looks like you've got someone you'd get along with!">

<Nimbus: "Hey! That was different!">

<Simo: "... Well I suppose that's one way to figure out which of them was telling the truth...">

-Staring, somewhat disgusted-

Tracer(?): "... Er... Is it sick? I don't really know anything about Drapion..."

<Simo: "... Why does this keep happening with random Pokemon around here anyways?">

edited 22nd Apr '12 10:54:24 PM by TracerBullet

Anakin: -sets course for Dewford Town-

Route 121

-due to errors in the soul-to-text mechanisms used in Every's X-Transceiver, Every only now receives Ryklys's text-

Lilycove

-Marmalade is hopping around, attempting to fly, when she notices Tracer and co.-

Marmalade: <:O>

-she proceeds to flyhop over to Dusty- <Hello little Trapinch!>

-is still in the Department Store, in case anyone happens to be looking for me...-

Whiscash: -Uses a Mud Shot to shoot the Toxic out of the air, but gets hit full on by Meteor Rage, damaging him quite a bit- <Argh! That's it!>

-Besides the obvious shaking, it also causes massive waves to occur within the lake-

On the shore

Artemia: -Starts crying due to all the shaking as I try to comfort her-

Helios: <Maybe we should help out now Tagg.>

Okay, if he doesn't manage to get a tracker on soon, then we'll help.

edited 24th Jan '12 5:15:25 PM by rmctagg09

(Brosef gets shocked by Nosepass's Discharge)

Brosef: <Wow... major turn-off, dude.>

49: Wow, that Nosepass is pretty strong... but I can still beat it. Slowbro use Zen Headbutt.

(The Slowbro builds up energy until he immediately starts dashing towards the Nosepass)

Route 121

Okay, so let's try it again. No biting this time.

Spiny: <What? That's not fair!>

I don't want you trying to bite everything in sight when you evolve, you hear?

Forte's tent

Stella: <Sure, I can come!>

Forte: Yeah, I guess you could take her off my hands for a little bit.

Katie: -scoops up the young Rattata and Eevee, and her bag, and flounces out of the tent- See you later, Forte!

At the Lake

Fool starts shaking around.

Fool: You would think with all this shaking that the Earth would Shatter!

Route 123

A large vine drops down from the Tree.

Vyvyan: We'll there we go! Shall we look around inside?

edited 24th Jan '12 5:22:02 PM by PippingFool

Route 121

Good luck, Spiny.

Frillish: -nomming the Poocheyena's life- <:3>

Rustboro Gym

Nosepass: <Fall prey to the    nose   .> *waits for Brosef to get closer before unleashing a Zap Cannon*

Route 207

Rex: Moltres? In Sinnoh?

Mira: Huh? ...Oh, that's right, you're from the regions that Moltres normally inhabits, aren't you? *nods* Yeah, it flies over here sometimes during the winter months! I wanted to catch it, but it seemed like a mean thing to do after it helped me... Hmm...I wonder what things would be like if I had caught it...

Rex: Moltres comes to Sinnoh in winter... ... ...does that mean it's here now?

Mira: *continues mulling over the thought of owning Moltres, throwing in a few other Legendaries for good measure*

Lilycove, Restaurant

Basket: <Pecha Berry?>

Tangent: Yes, ^{-1 HP} that would ^{-1 HP} be a good ^{-1 HP} idea. ^{-1 HP}

-Tangent thoughtfully chews one of Basket's berries-

Tangent was cured of poisoning!

Restaurant Entrance

Polly: -enters DRAMATICALLY!-

Oi! I cycled across Hoenn, walked back, then had to pilot the airship back to Pokémon Island myself! I had a pretty great time, but papers have piled up terribly!

Tangent: They have?

Polly: The desk is invisible!

Tangent: Oh, that's just my defense system.

Polly: ?

Tangent: You see, once a certain critical mass of paper piles up, everybody in the facility decides that clearly they don't need to disturb me. Even if the paper is just a printout of selected extracts from the database.

Polly: So, what about the legal department's claims that they may have accidentally signed away our souls?

Tangent: What?

Rex's House

-later-

Wishbone: <Dinner... is SERVED!>

-the fugu is exquisitely cut, and garnished with carefully-chosen spices-

-the poison parts have been set in a side dish for poison types-

Every's X-Transceiver

Slateport Ocean

Magikarp: Karp! -uses Splash on the pirates-

Tuber ♂: Yeah, show 'em!

edited 24th Jan '12 5:21:14 PM by Tangent128

Rt. 121

Will be AFK for dinnertime, ~1h as usual

In a fit of anger, Maekrite runs around trying to Horn Attack and push some Mareep away so that he can have a bit of grass to nom. Failing that, he's contemplating getting himself used to the taste of [electric wool] so that he can also build up a bit of resistance to paralysis.

Route 121

-has recalled Frillish, and is now returning to Lilycove to look for Wolf-

Lilycove

-Andre has managed to throw Dusty from his tail from the Dark Pulse-

<Dusty: "Ow! Hey! That was mean!">

<Andre: "You wanted a fight? You'll get a fight!">

-And charges Dusty just as Marmalade arrives-

AU - Icirrus

<(Ex-)Goon!Drapion: "Nngh... Oh... Oh Arceus... Pl-Please don't kill me! I'm s-sorry! Th-They w-were o-orders!">

<Simo: "... Why would you call me the Blue Death anyways? I'm pink...">

<(Ex-)Goon!Drapion: "I-I d-don't kn-know! Y-Your A-Aura Sp-Spheres I g-guess... I-I d-didn't c-come u-up with th-the name!">

Tracer(?): "... Er... Maybe we should try an Oran Berry... Those always seem to be helpful..."

-Goes up to the still-quivering Drapion and pats it before offering an Oran Berry-

Tracer(?): "There, there... Are you okay? What happened to you? And where's your trainer? Also, we should probably get that cleaned up..."

-To the Drapion-

<Teala(?): "... Wait, so the shrine is still around?">

-Nodding nervously while accepting the Oran Berry-

<(Ex-)Goon!Drapion: "I-It is... I-It w-was n-never t-taken, r-remember?">

<(Ex-)Goon!Beeheeyem: "C-Can I h-have o-one of th-those t-too?">

-Still unseen-

<(Ex-)Goon!Keckleon: "Y-Yeah... S-Same h-here...">

edited 19th Feb '12 5:31:36 PM by TracerBullet

Rex's House

Joe: *tries some* <Hey, this is pretty good! And I didn't have to make it!>

Fang: <You're so lazy, Joe~ :3> *nibbles the fugu happily*

Joe: <Give me a break...> *continues to nom*

Other Pokemon: *wander over to nom*

Orchid: <You guys are missing the best part...> *noms the poison* <Mmmm~>

edited 24th Jan '12 5:24:36 PM by Hobgoblin

-Is flying to Dewford-

Where Tracer Is

Marmalade: <HEY! Time out!>

-uses her wings to whip up small particles from the ground, trapping Andre in a mini-cyclone-

<What's going on here?>

Lilycove, Elsewhere

-still looking around. Has checked the Master Contests and Shipyard, and figures the only place left is the Dpt. Store. Starts heading there-

- Everyone except Alduin is hit by the Magnitude-

Everyone except Alduin: ARGH!

Styx: - Uses Recover- OK, THAT IS IT!

- She starts Shadow Sneaking the Whiscash repeatedly -

edited 24th Jan '12 5:30:08 PM by Umbramatic

(Slowbro attacks Nosepass. However, this backfires as Brosef faces Nosepass's Zap Cannon attack head-on)

Slowbro: <Oh no.> (Is attacked by Zap Cannon and immediately, faints) Turn... off... X_X

49: Dangit, Brosef is down. (Puts Brosef back in his pokeball) I wonder who I should use next? That Nosepass is really powerful... (Looks at his pokeballs) I think I should give Ember her chance. Ember, I choose you! (Releases the fun-filled Monferno to the arena)

Ember: <Hello, Master, what are we doing?>

49: We're going to be battling a really strong pokemon... you think you can beat it.

Ember: <You can count on me, Master.>

49: Atta girl... now, let's beat some Nosepass butt. Ember, try to hit it with a Mach Punch.

(Ember rushes over to the Nosepass to try to punch the rock beast)