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At the Castle

-Vinollo one-shots a couple of random mons, then sees the rest of Napoleon's troops go up.

Random Aipom (climbs down a wall) — <I can't believe it! He's already upstairs!>

Vinollo — <Curses...> — turns to troops — <All horns! Make some pressure on those rows! One-shot anyone who objects!>

-The Nidos, Yanmas and Aipoms start using sound and ice attacks to fight the invaders-

Felis: <So, we meet again. I can't tell you how eagerly I've been awaiting this moment.>

-Felis swipes at Napoleon's tail with a claw, intending to sever it-

Don't worry Mira we will help protect Artemis.

-The Naida Tank fires their strongest attacks at Napoleon-

-My Pokemon follow suit-

<Pascal: "This is for all that messed up stuff you've done, man!">

<Iron Marrow: "Hope you've made peace with your dead! You'll need it!">

______________________

-Outside-

<Richard: "Alright! Now!">

-A series of signal roars are sounded and a large series of illusions break, revealing almost 40,000 Pokemon present-

-A truly massive salvo of beam attacks effectively obliterates the northern face of the castle, along with the forces besieging it-

-The two Zoroark turn around-

Ampharos: -lightning crackling around his fists- <I suggest you make your peace with whichever deity you choose.>

Remus: <Please, spare us.>

Romulus: <We want to join you!>

Remus: <Yes!>

Amparos: <LIES!>

Remus: <No, it's true!>

Ampharos: <...Fine. Then help us take out this army from the back.>

Remus: <Deal.>

-The four Pokemon begin their attack.-

In the Throne Room

-Many mons lunge forward and take the attacks for Napoleon, the ones that do hit him don't even make him flich. Napoleon gwaffs-

<Napoleon>: <Really, did you think that would stop me? Pathetic wastes!>

-Napoleon lunges for Artemis. Scimitar all aflame-

<Napoleon>: <DIE Liepard!>

-Napoleon prepares to stab Artemis-

Elsewhere in the throne room

-A femur bone hits Kat's bone, before returning to it's owner-

<Crowbar>: <Why hello there Fellow Marowak>

-Crowbar walks up to Kat, tipping his rust red hat-

<Crowbar>: <Why don't we leave the Insane Emboar to his duty and have a chivalrous fight? 'Wak verse 'Wak, comply?>

edited 28th Aug '11 6:34:27 PM by PippingFool

edited 28th Aug '11 6:28:24 PM by stargirl93

-gets infront of artemis-

STAY AWAY FROM HER!

edited 28th Aug '11 6:29:35 PM by Lilqueendaisy

-In the middle of the fray of Napoleon's forces, Rize, with maxed attack, takes an Ice Beam the manly way then circles around and pierces three surrounding mons-

Rize (seeing himself surrounded, fallen comrades) — <Damn it... come on, pesters, earn your heavenly grasslands!> — flattens ears.

-Suddenly several beam attacks rush in...-

Rize — <...!>

-...and Rize Substitute-skips one of them before using a Seismitoad as a humanmon shield against the next; several enemy mons start dropping at the barrage-

Rize — <Hah! I see we have some help!> — dashes back to the castle....

edited 28th Aug '11 6:31:32 PM by SilentReverence

-Watching their ambush get foiled-

<Vesta: " WHAT?! ">

<Nadia: " NO! ">

<Kit: "THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!">

Mira: <...! My queen!> (immedietly rushes in front of Artemis, taking the hit that was meant for her)

Artemis: <...! MIENSHAO!>

Mira: (gasps in pain)

-pulls Daisy out of the way, as Gyarados and company burst into the room, creating a distraction-

-Ampharos sends a Thunderbolt at Napoleon's scimitar-

edited 28th Aug '11 6:31:13 PM by BadWolf21

-stares in shock from napolean stabbing mira-

MIRA!

Unite: <WHAT?! BUT-> -Watches as Napoleon stabs Mira.- <'NO!'>

Woolly: <MIRA! NO!!!>

Lake: <NO!>

Wulfric: <Oh...Arceus...>

Unite: <GRR! AGAIN! HIT HIM AGAIN!!!>

-My Pokémon all fire attacks at Napoleon again.-

edited 28th Aug '11 6:33:09 PM by Luke924

-Watches Napoleon stab Mira-

Mira...

AU!Tagg: That bastard.

Guys, make bacon out of that asshole.

-Signals my Pokemon to blast the hell out of Napoleon-

Rea: -seeing Romulus and Remus- <You two! Don't just stand there! DO SOMETHING!>

Remus: -menacingly- <As you wish...> -they attack her-

-Gyarados sends a Hydro Pump at Napoleon-

-Watching Napoleon stab Mira-

<Vlad: " NO! ">

<Nathan: "... Darn it, I'm missing something here...">

<Teala: "AH!">

<Shaun: " WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?! ">

<Milo: "YOU FAT BASTARD! ">

-Mons present open up with another salvo-

-Noticing Crowbar-

<Kat: "... Where are you going with this? And since when did anything in that pig's army have chivalry?">

edited 28th Aug '11 6:38:15 PM by TracerBullet

-Hearing something and then many screams, Vinollo surprisingly Horn Drills an Eelectrik, then tosses the body to some other mons that were trying to get close, and darts up some stairs, two Aipoms helping him by further trying to block the path-

Vinollo — <That sounded so ugly!>

-Meanwhile, as four of some eight Pokémon manage to get past Maekrite and head up to my position, I point Inka and Dad's balls to the ground, waiting to see if I am noticed by the enemies before acting-

edited 28th Aug '11 6:43:21 PM by BadWolf21

-Watches Mira Get Stabbed-

...........

...Everyone, Attack!

-Star's pokemon use their most powerfull attacks-

Mira!

The Naida Tank:<No!>

edited 28th Aug '11 6:39:38 PM by strawberryflavored

-Napoleon's Scimitar starks to spark as it absorbs the Thunderbolt like a lightning rod-

<Napoleon>: <Perfect!>

-A huge Snorlax and Gyardos charge into Tagg and Lukes Pokemon before they can fire their attacks-

<Cans>: <Did you think it would be easy?>

<Fin>: <You have to go through us to get to our wise and victorious leader!>

-Elsewhere a Ninetails approaches a Nidorina and Nidorino-

<Matchsticks>: <WELL, WELL, WELL? What have we here?>

-A Sandslash inturrpts Star's attacks-

<Quarters>: <YOU CANNOT BEAT US! FOR WE ARE LEIGON!>

-Crowbar tips his hat again-

<Crowbar>: <Oh, the pig is a devil that only stupid brutes would follow. That is certain, that doesn't mean that chivaly doesn't exist in his army. If it didn't, I would have killed you right now. I plan on ditching the chaff anyway>

-Crowbar turns to Kat again-

<Crowbar>: <So do you want to fight me or not?>

edited 31st Aug '11 12:28:59 AM by PippingFool

-Ampharos fires Thunder at the huge Gyarados-

edited 28th Aug '11 6:43:40 PM by BadWolf21

-A random Nidorina and Nidorino stand before Matchsticks, somewhat weakened, and try to surround him-

Nidorina — <You better don't try anything, homba.>

Nidorino — <Yeah, your kind was suppossed to support us back there...>

-I watch from behind a pillar, while Maekrite is busy fighting some troops beyond-