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Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#555001: Apr 26th 2019 at 9:29:05 AM

Reversal Mountain

Alovye Jr.: <You're lucky Mama's not home right now or->

-suddenly Alovye Jr.'s phone buzzes-

<Huh?>

-checks it-

To: My One and Only Glitch Son

From: The Archgoddess Of The Warp Herself Gudrunn Ginnung

Sweetie, I'm coming home early~ Get ready for the big event! 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

Alovye Jr: <Oh no! The plan- she's gonna- you guys gotta help me or Spawny's REALLY in trouble!>

Mementos

Julius: -as people are getting in the bus- Wait! I meant the treasure. What does it do?

Edited by Umbramatic on Apr 26th 2019 at 12:34:45 PM

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AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#555002: Apr 26th 2019 at 9:33:44 AM

Kanto Route 11

"Ah, allow me," Sunny started before she reached a hand to her neck, turning into a Delphox afterwards.

With a snap of her fingers Cady was teleported to Saffron City.

Mementos

Rage and Love quickly got in the van, silently.

Reversal Mountain

"Why should we help?" Helmsman asked. "We have plenty of reason to throw you to the [wolves]."

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
keys2tkingdom Since: May, 2011
#555003: Apr 26th 2019 at 9:52:22 AM

Mementos

Director: -to Julius- You don't have the security clearance to know that.

Edited by keys2tkingdom on Apr 26th 2019 at 11:52:42 AM

EchoingSilence Since: Jun, 2013
#555004: Apr 26th 2019 at 9:58:50 AM

Mementos

Jackal gets into the driver's seat and begins whistling the Anima 5 theme to himself, he chose not to question too much.

"Ah but that goes against your very core, I can feel it, it's eating you up, but you have no idea how to visually portray that as you've never confronted that feeling this hard before. You don't know how to express yourself, you don't know what to do or what to say. Guess that's for the best as this place seems to run on living emotions. Sure ask you how to wire advanced artificial muscle systems to build a super suit for your friend Kai sure. How to achieve orbit, program a app with your mons, what moves make tactical sense. How to use Hacks's ability to sense auras to track people. But you can't do the most basic human thing and form a face unless in extreme circumstances... face it, you gave up proper human expression."

Silas's knuckles whitened a bit as he gripped the wheel and he grumbled, "shut up..." before loosening so Mona didn't get on his case being the catbus.

"Even worse, you're perfectly capable of emoting as a pokemon. Hell even that you in the Foxverse is more emotive. You've given up one of the most basic forms of human communication, body language because it exhausts you. Are you even truly human? Are you even alive?"

Silas said nothing, "Someone direct me out of here..."

"Out of this hell."

"Love you too~!"

QuantumMelody29 chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction from somewhere Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
#555005: Apr 26th 2019 at 1:07:07 PM

kanto route 11

Cady: Huh? Wait, no-

-Snap.-

Derek: Huh.

Midnight: <I wonder if they didn't feel so good...>

saffron city

Cady: Urf... Well, seeing as I'm here, I should go buy the presents...

I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.
OlympianSoul Myth creater from Eugen, OR Since: Dec, 2017 Relationship Status: It's not my fault I'm not popular!
Myth creater
#555006: Apr 26th 2019 at 3:22:15 PM

Humilau city

-"Ramona, still wearing a bikini, holds the Wave badge proudly in her hands and happily cheers and dances."-

Ramona, happy mode: ~Yahhh! I got my badge, I got my badge, I got my badge!

Victor: <How did she get that?>

Norma: <I think the rest of the battle happened off screen.>

Carrie: <Now that's just lazy writing... how long is she going to bounce around like that?>

Victor: <Until she falls into the ocean... hopefully.>

Ramona, bouncing around: Okay! Now it's on to our last gym! Watch out Mr. Drayden, your badge is mine!

Norma: <...She does realize she's pointing in the wrong direction, right?>

Let's all have fun
Pentigan Fwomph from The Underverse Since: Apr, 2010
Fwomph
#555007: Apr 26th 2019 at 3:50:16 PM

Mementos

-Rakash and un-codenamed-Susan are now seated on the bus-

Reversal Mountain.

You know what. No.

-He glares at the little runt with a smile that under any other context could be construed as sweet-

Unless you've got a solid plan to defeat the Megabug or a particularly good reason for us to care in the next oh...

-He checks his watch-

Five seconds, then I'm totally fine with your 'mom' turning up. Because kiddo, unlike you I've done the homework on this one and I'd rather tear that Auric spectrum panoply from her while she's still recovering from a boss fight.

It's clearly a case of backroom political albumizing.
Umbramatic Meet The New Boss from WAAPT usually, sometimes WHABP or maybe PEFE Since: Nov, 2009 Relationship Status: Gay for Big Boss
Meet The New Boss
#555008: Apr 26th 2019 at 4:10:53 PM

Mementos

-Julius gives Director a look before heading on the bus-

Reversal Mountain

Alovye Jr.: <Wait, you don't understand, mama's been getting even worse! If she has her way she'll like... eat Spawny! She'll eat all of you! She'll eat everybody!>

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PhilosopherStones Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm from The North (lots of planets have them) Since: Apr, 2013 Relationship Status: You can be my wingman any time
Anyways Here's Darude Sandstorm
#555009: Apr 26th 2019 at 6:10:36 PM

Mementos

Des says nothing. He pensively walks onto the bus and takes a seat in the very back, away from everyone else.

GIVE ME YOUR FACE
keys2tkingdom Since: May, 2011
#555010: Apr 27th 2019 at 12:24:46 AM

Mementos

-After everyone is back in the van, Mona directs Jackal back to the entrance way.-

Mona-Mobile: <Alright. Everyone out! I don't know what would happen if I we activated the nav while you all are still onboard, and I don't want to find out before we run some tests with it.>

AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#555011: Apr 27th 2019 at 5:27:48 AM

Kanto Route 11

Sunny chuckled nervously and continued to do so after she turned human again.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
QuantumMelody29 chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction from somewhere Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
#555012: Apr 27th 2019 at 7:36:40 AM

Kanto route 11

Derek: I'm assuming the human thing is an illusion? People don't just turn into pokemon and back again. As far as I know, at least.

sootopolis city, Kat's house

-Kat is asleep. Her pokemon and Cady are bringing some presents into the living room.-

Aura: Careful with those boxes, or you're gonna have a bad time!

Cady: Yeah, yeah.

-Savannah comes in with some streamers, tripping Cady up.-

Cady: Ack!

-Cady is promptly slammed to the ceiling by Aura.-

Cady: Hey! I didn't trip me up!

Aura: But you're not a dark type!

-Kat is standing in the doorway, confused.-

Kat: What did I miss?

-Cady is dropped onto the floor.-

Aura: <Happy 19th birthday!>

Cady: Feeling older yet?

Edited by QuantumMelody29 on Apr 27th 2019 at 2:37:58 PM

I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.
AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#555013: Apr 27th 2019 at 7:45:54 AM

Kanto Route 11

"You clearly haven't met us," Sunny started as Koyasa perched on her shoulder again.

"I'm the only one here who's human by birth," Roy started. "And even then," he added. "I technically default to a Blaziken."

Edited by AbsentCoder on Apr 27th 2019 at 7:50:39 AM

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
QuantumMelody29 chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction from somewhere Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
#555014: Apr 27th 2019 at 8:09:39 AM

kanto route 11

Derek: What?! Um, sorry, I don't quite understand. What do you mean by defaulting to Blaziken?

I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.
AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#555015: Apr 27th 2019 at 8:16:30 AM

Kanto Route 11

"You wouldn't believe me if I told you-"

"He's the same Roy from Fire Emblem, but for reasons unknown he was found as a Torchic," Sunny interjected.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
QuantumMelody29 chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction from somewhere Since: Feb, 2018 Relationship Status: Who needs love when you have waffles?
chaos catby with a flannel shirt addiction
#555016: Apr 27th 2019 at 8:38:43 AM

kanto route 11

Derek: Um... Sorry, just feeling a bit like I just stepped through some sort of masquerade or something.

-Meanwhile, Midnight has been moving the camera to another bush nearby. He steps through a bush. .. and disappears.-

Derek: Wait, midnight?! Are you there?! Where'd you go?

ersatz alliance

-Midnight walks out of a cupboard.-

Midnight: <What the heck?!>

I used to plug my deviantart here but turns out the link was too long.
Routeferret Since: Dec, 2016 Relationship Status: Oh my word! I'm gay!
#555017: Apr 27th 2019 at 9:46:14 AM

Rumnation Field

Ferris would be walking through Rumnation Field with his mons.

Two Bit: <Master, I'm sorry for sounding impatient, but why are we here? And when are we going home?>

Ferris: Just trying to find the Sabot Trio. Wait, there's one!

The four ran into a nearby bush, as Virizion would walk into view.

Jack: <NOW!>

Ferris: No, wai-

Virizion appeared!

Ferris: Ugh...

MasterJayAM Since: Mar, 2011
#555018: Apr 27th 2019 at 10:10:41 AM

Cinéma Illumis

The Petersens are watching some big name superhero film that has been sold out in Unova since last week. They managed to book the only one that wasn't dubbed over, and the theater was filled with nitpicky purists who insisted on watching it in the original language.

The Petersens with the exception of Tommy were abysmal at Kalosian; the Geographic Society could only afford to swap their seats for a different screening and this was the only one in Galarian.

Jeff: Everyone back home (and by everyone, I especially mean Jenny) is going to blab the spoilers like crazy. And Jeff is not getting fomo.

Tommy: But it's so late.

Sara: And your company could only get us tickets if an employee was present. And come on, Thomas, we're here for another week.

Tommy: Point.

Shortly after the viewing, the Petersens begin feeling a sense of déjà vu at the character played by Parker Netherlands. Yeah, that one.

Tommy: Arceus, that guy's a total dweeb.

Sara: I can't quite put my finger on it but that guy does sound rather familiar.

Jeff: It's like if they rolled Arachna-Guy and Tommy into one person. That's a riot. Heck, it almost seems like if you copied that guy from the Homecoming movie, you'd get a low-tech version of Arachna-Guy.

Sara: The resemblance is uncanny. Only you're not a superhero. But you can't shake the fact that you look eerily alike. They made a meme out of that.

Jeff: For such a niche web show, Learner Lab churns out a lot of memes.

Tommy: You know that you're not the only one pointing that out, but I'm just not seeing it. Seriously, where are people getting this? I do not look nor act like Parker Netherlands in that movie.

Cinéma Illumis, after the conclusion of the earlier block screening

Jean: So, you see it now?

Jonathan: Okay, so the guy who kinda acts like Tommy Petersen if he stuffed a wooper in his mouth is an arachnid-themed superhero. A lot of superheroes today are copycats of merchandised superhero franchises. And not gonna lie, that fellow is relatable, kinda why he's my favorite superhero, eh.

Jean: Think some more.

Jonathan: But isn't Parker Netherlands too short to be Arachna-Guy? Well, I'll talk to you later; gotta use the gents real quick. Sorry.

Jonathan leaves his items and makes a dash for the toilets. Jonathan's porygon2 Walter manifests from his phone.

Walter: See, we don't have to worry about revealing anything to him.

Jean: He's our best investigative journalist. I was pretty certain he would've figured it out.

Walter: Jonathan's no sneasel. He makes it a point not to figure out the identities of superheroes despite making plausible theories about them. And you sir?

Jean: If he's anything like that guy, I'll just be glad if he keeps playing fair and avoids the damages caused by the likes of the J-Team.

Walter: I'm curious. How did you figure it out?

Jean: I was a detective. It didn't take me long to put the pieces together once I noticed that they arrived at the same time.

Beat.

Jean: Why'd Jon leave his bag with me? I'm not his butler.

Walter: It's simple; he forgot me and will come running this way in three, two...

PEFE HQ, Several Days Ago

Murphy: Ian, Ms. Priscilla shall see you momentarily. She has already given the anomalous quartz to the laboratories. We'll let you know if any of the researchers find anything. Unfortunately, Dr. Tagg has been caught at a busy time and it'll be tough to reach him, so bear with us.

Edited by MasterJayAM on Jun 12th 2019 at 3:43:08 AM

AnimeboyIanpower Empathic Kid Hero-in-training from Queen Mary's Castle Since: Dec, 2015 Relationship Status: Brewing the love potion
Empathic Kid Hero-in-training
#555019: Apr 27th 2019 at 10:59:35 AM

Stormchaser

Me: Well, that's good to hear. Y'see, I have the papers signed right here.

-I show Murphy the papers-

Me: Also, Dr. Tagg?

Edited by AnimeboyIanpower on Apr 27th 2019 at 2:00:16 PM

Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...
MasterJayAM Since: Mar, 2011
#555020: Apr 27th 2019 at 11:08:19 AM

Stormchaser

Murphy: File it over there next to the pink and puce folders. And yes. Tagg. Head of Field Research at PEFE and one of the more senior members of the J-Team. Technically, they're two separate orgs but they share a few common members and they and their guests have full run of the place. We've recently been informed of a raid. Ms. Priscilla will inform you of the details herself since she's the one qualified.

Priscilla arrives.

Priscilla: Ian, we've been expecting you. Leave the papers where Murphy told you to leave them.

AnimeboyIanpower Empathic Kid Hero-in-training from Queen Mary's Castle Since: Dec, 2015 Relationship Status: Brewing the love potion
Empathic Kid Hero-in-training
#555021: Apr 27th 2019 at 11:15:35 AM

Stormchaser

-I place the papers by the pink and puce folders-

Me: Gotcha... and don't bother filling me in on the details of the raid. I already know.

That Necrozma we fought back at Mt. Moon? Its name is Voyd and it needs the J-Team's help in retrieving a Z-Crystal from the Macrauls. It'll be a stealth mission and I'm going to be a part of it. They already have scouts who are heading to Macraul Manor to get a good scope of the place before the strike team goes in to retrieve the Z-Crystal!

-thinks to self- Maybe that strange crystal wasn't hypnotic... I felt my heart skip a beat before I "fell under"... Maybe it was testing the love in my heart...

Show me the wisdom of the world... Tell me the secrets of the heart... and the sweet~ mysteries~ of love~...
SwiftSeraph pain peko from The Void Since: Nov, 2016 Relationship Status: Shipping fictional characters
pain peko
#555022: Apr 27th 2019 at 11:20:20 AM

Mementos

-Awkward shuffling resumes, this time off the bus.-


Reversal Mountains

-Isbrand stares deadpan at Alovye Jr. before doubling over in laughter, wiping tears from her eyes.-

Isbrand: "Y-you actually think your mommy scares me? I'll wrestle her to the ground and yank that macuahuitl out of her hands."

-She chuckles at the thought of pinning Gudrunn to the ground and then falls into another laughing fit.-

Isbrabbid: <Bwah. Bwah, bwah bwah.>

-She shakes her head at Isbrand.-

"Dang that sure is totally poggers my good bitch"
MasterJayAM Since: Mar, 2011
#555023: Apr 27th 2019 at 11:30:15 AM

Stormchaser, Past

Priscilla: Oh, we're well aware. I'm here to let you know, though that officially, PEFE cannot be held liable to the activities of the J-Team. Unofficially, we do have ways to get you out through other legal means if you get in trouble with the Macrauls, up until and including being bailed out of jail. We have a dedicated budget for that and if need be we can make it bigger.

Beat.

Priscilla: If you find yourself in deep trouble, you can always contact me or other PEFE officers and employees. A few of us know a shadowy superhero or two to help get you out of a pickle.

AbsentCoder Some Rando from Doofenshmirtz Neutral Incorporated Since: Jul, 2017 Relationship Status: RelationshipOutOfBoundsException: 1
Some Rando
#555024: Apr 27th 2019 at 12:02:38 PM

Reversal Mountain

"Your mother is the big reason we're here," Colton started. "To save your mother - and fulfill my promise," he added, the last part under his breath.

Kanto Route 11

Sunny and Roy looked at each other in slight confusion.

[Insert Unoriginal Stinger Here]
keys2tkingdom Since: May, 2011
#555025: Apr 27th 2019 at 12:06:02 PM

Mementos, Entrance, Past

-Once everyone is off the bus, Director takes out his phone and fires up the nav, and hits the return button.-

Meta-Nav: Now returning from Mementos. Thank you for your hard work.

-The world shifts.-

Canalave City, Near the ferry docks, Past

-Ren, Morgan, and Aria are here.-

-Morgan is in the form of a Glameow and is on Ren's shoulder.-

Meta-Nav: -from everyone but Julius' phones- Location saved as bookmark. Have a good day.

Morgan le Fay: <Excellent! Now we can explore Mementos at will!>

Ren: Well that's all well and good. But we have a more pressing issue.

-Ren looks at Julius.-

Ren: Him.

-looks at Elizabeth and her mon- It was careless to let him follow you and get involved.

Morgan le Fay: -more to the group at large- <Yeah, we can't let this keep happening. The more uninvolved humans and pokemon that find out about us, the likelihood of us being caught by someone who could shut us down increases.>

Edited by keys2tkingdom on Apr 27th 2019 at 2:15:47 PM


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