Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
In other words, this is a thread on an imaginary forum our avatars frequent. The topic can fluctuate, and its mostly just general discussion.
Peach's "not amused" state
I want to come, i'm hungry.
Edited by Coock-atoo on Oct 5th 2022 at 4:12:39 PM
You really shouldn't. What if he gets you as well?!
"Can you see what I see?"
Not sure who would want to eat you. Unless he turned you into a doughnut first. That's what I would do.
Ever wanted to see the most inexplicably horrifying intro to a game ever?
Peach's "not amused" state
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I'll make a compromise with him.
I think I'll have a nightmare tonight... If I trick him that is.
You know, I've actually heard rabbit meat is pretty tasty. Lean, too.
It is I, the narrator, categorising addict and writer of books you haven't read.
Godzilla
Har har har
Does anyone have the slightest clue where Luna may happen to be? I might be able to call a search-and-rescue team of English and/or Wulfenbach troops. Plus, I've dealt with small, fluffy animals in dangerous situations before.
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Have you checked the moon? She's named after it, so she might be hiding there.
It is I, the narrator, categorising addict and writer of books you haven't read.
No, it's fine. I'll think of something to get myself out of this.
Albedo
Hm. What's this?
“You carry the aura of the stars, interesting...”
We call them forums, I believe.
It is I, the narrator, categorising addict and writer of books you haven't read.
Albedo
No, I'm aware of what a forum is (robotics forums are where I spend a lot of my time when I'm working on a project), but I've never seen this one before.
“You carry the aura of the stars, interesting...”
Hello! I'm Luna, nice to meet you! I'm in a bit of trouble at the moment, but I'll think of something to trick him.
We use them to talk to people. I'm guessing you knew that much considering you're already doing it, though...
It is I, the narrator, categorising addict and writer of books you haven't read.
Albedo
I am familiar with how forums operate.
“You carry the aura of the stars, interesting...”
Har har har
x6,4,&1
This is just a general discussion forum for people from different 'verses.
Anyhow, welcome! What might your name be?
Edited by m-95 on Oct 5th 2022 at 7:28:16 AM
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Albedo
I'm Rui Kamishiro, but did you just say "'verses" as in "universes"?
“You carry the aura of the stars, interesting...”
He did indeed. Multiverse theory for the win.
It is I, the narrator, categorising addict and writer of books you haven't read.
Albedo
Okay, that's news. Whatever.
I'm currently working on fixing up Robo-Nene. One of the arms broke and Nene is in tears.
“You carry the aura of the stars, interesting...”
Har har har
x3
Thanks! I'm prince Aaronev Tarvek Sturmvoraus and the next Storm King — just call me "Tarvek", it's easier.
Well, I'm not sure if it's a full-blown multiverse or if we're all just really, really far away from each other, but that's what I've heard other people calling where we're from so I'm sticking to that. Are we talking across uniiverses? Well, I've seen weirder stuff.
Edited by m-95 on Oct 5th 2022 at 7:40:19 AM
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The internet really is an astounding thing.
It is I, the narrator, categorising addict and writer of books you haven't read.
Robo-Nene?
Albedo
You don't know what I'm talking about, do you? Robo-Nene is a robotic version of a close friend of mine that she used to use for performing. These days, she can perform without it, so I've been working on developing a rudimentary AI so it can work on its own.
“You carry the aura of the stars, interesting...”
No, there isn't... Well... It looks like there's going to be a barbecue dinner. But, unfortunately for me, the table isn't set for two, just... for him!