Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
In other words, this is a thread on an imaginary forum our avatars frequent. The topic can fluctuate, and its mostly just general discussion.
AI with access to the console
Oh and they also say “bombing their worlds and raider bases is wrong” and “i can’t just use blockades to make easy money by smuggling in food“. I mean everyone all of a sudden gets mad when I bomb a world literally dedicated to providing resources for a terroist organization. Don’t get me started on how they say “my use of ai will doom the sector”
I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting
Hello? Hello, hello?
[Trainer's note: Wait what]
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
The Ice Queen
(Witchy_Woman has logged on)
Wow, still can't believe Waller lets me use the wi-fi in here.
Kuma appreciation gang
-GHOSTJOHNSON- has entered the chat.
ONE DAY, I WENT ONTO DE FORUM TO TALK ABOUT CHEESE, BUT IT TURNS OUT DE FORUM... HAD A GHOST! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
Semain Calm
who's Waller?
and the public won't dwell on my transmission cause it wasn't televised.
The Ice Queen
Oh! Waller is Amanda Waller. Director of Task Force X. And warden of Belle Reve Penitentiary, where I'm currently living.
Kuma appreciation gang
SO I POSTED ON THE FORUM "I NEED TO CALL THE GHOSTBOSTERS BE RIGHT BACK" AND THEN I CALLED THEM!
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
SOUL KING BROOK
—HABIT enters the chat—
WELL, ISN'T THIS CUTE?
YOHOHO!
sick down from the bones to the other side
— Hopetsune has logged on! —
Is this the place? Hello, world
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
SOUL KING BROOK
I WONDER HOW FAR I CAN CRAM RAW SPAGHETTI UP A CHILD'S NOSE.
YOHOHO!
sick down from the bones to the other side
...Why on earth would you want to do that?
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
SOUL KING BROOK
BECAUSE WHAT ELSE IS AN IMMORTAL MURDERER LIKE MYSELF TO DO ON A GOD DAMN FRIDAY AFTERNOON
YOHOHO!
sick down from the bones to the other side
Immortal murderer? How long have you been immortal?
And tell me, when was the last time you felt h o p e during that timeframe?
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
SOUL KING BROOK
WELL CONSIDERING TIME WORKS A BIT DIFFERENT AROUND HERE ID SAY APPROXIMATELY NUNYA FUCKIN BUSINESS AND FUCK OFF SECONDS. ALSO, I CONSTANTLY FEEL HOPE. HOPE THAT MY NEXT VICTIM WILL BE MORE DAMN FUN THAN THE LAST.
YOHOHO!
SOUL KING BROOK
WOW THIS PLACE IS ALMOST AS DEAD AS JEFF
YOHOHO!
sick down from the bones to the other side
Kuma appreciation gang
MY NAME IS GHOST JOHNSON, I PLAY DRUMS SO GOOD I RAISE THE DEAD
Kumatora needs to be appreciated more. Appreciate her.
Hello? Hello, hello?
[Trainer's note: Heya. I'm gonna post for my Mimikyu for now. They do post every once in a while, but they're asleep atm.]
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
SOUL KING BROOK
JEFF IS A SAD MOTHERFUCKER WHO I KILLED A WHILE BACK. AND AGAIN BEFORE THAT. AND BEFORE THAT. IT'S THIS WHOLE REINCARNATION-TYPE BULLSHIT. I FUCKIN' HAVE TO DEAL WITH THESE DUMBASSES AGAIN EVERY TWENTY YEARS OR SO. EVAN, MY HOST BODY, IS REAL FUN THOUGH. HE WAS THE OBVIOUS CHOICE FOR POSSESSION.
YOHOHO!
da gloop go off? i yoink it and my splurg go off
what if i went as a human for halloween
AI with access to the console
Hey immortal murderer what goals do you have?
I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting
SOUL KING BROOK
KILL SHIT, KILL MORE SHIT, AND CAUSE FUCKIN' PAIN. I'D BE CONSIDERED A SOCIOPATH IF I WAS ACTUALLY FUCKING HUMAN, BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT.
YOHOHO!
AI with access to the console
And I would be considered a war criminal if I was too
I look to the stars... but that's mostly because there isn't anything else interesting
Hello? Hello, hello?
[Trainer's note:.... What]
artsy geek | any pronouns | "well, if you're hearing this, then chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
one of these statements is not like the others......
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster