Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
In other words, this is a thread on an imaginary forum our avatars frequent. The topic can fluctuate, and its mostly just general discussion.
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Hokay! That should be hee-asy!
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about
"Ugh, what the hell is with that Verbal Tic? Are you sick or something? Do you need some Pepto?"
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All Frosts like to say "hee ho" a lot, ho!
Do-ho-n't ask why, be-hee-cause none of us kno-ho-w!
The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about
"Hey, aren't you little fuckers from that one game with hot angels? There a chance you could hook me up with one of those chicks?"
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If you have enough mo-ho-ney and valuables, maybe!
Or maybe if you learn to be-hee a swe-hee-ter talker, ho!
Still a big "maybe", though. They can be-hee very fickle!
The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about
"You think I can't deal with fickle? I live in Arizona, that shithole is the birthplace of 'fickle'."
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But no-ho-body in Arizo-ho-na is so fickle as to k-hee-l you if you do-ho-n't me-hee-t her demands, right?
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about
"I guess you've never met my wife."
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Ho, right, the petition!
...there's not a chance you're already married to a de-hee-mon, right, ho?
The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about
"She might as well be, being a fat bitch from Hell."
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the cake is an alternative fact
Last_Supper has logged in!
Hi everyone! I'm new here. I've been summoning for a while, but I only just found the forums here! Should I do an introduction?
she magnificent my bastard till i complete on her monster
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Ho, in that case, you must be marri-hee-d to Girimehkala
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@Last_Supper Sure! Any friend is a new friend!
Edited by KungFuCutBug on Aug 8th 2020 at 8:54:58 AM
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about
“Well she might as well be an elephant, cause she didn’t forget how I was supposed to get some rocky road. Anyway, back to the angel babes...”
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Professional Professionalist
Well hello there friend! My name is Principality of Sealand, but you can just call me Sealand if you want!
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
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Hiiiiii uhhhhh
Its the guy with Mr. Green Text and Mr. Purple Text and yeah, disregarding the fact that sharing an account might be against the rules, just in case, if you were to, say, having to deliver back a lot of people, what would you do? Not that uh, our kidnapping thingie from earlier escalated, nahhhhhh
She's lying. Somehow we're getting more and more hostages.
Somehow it happened to include things from a pony filly to demons. I don't know how it got this bad, but.
Yeah, we need advice. Mind if you guys helped?
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De-hee-mons, you say? I can hook you up with someone, ho!
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about
“I’ll help, but only if it gets these guys agree to try and hook me up with one of their angels.”
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Right on cue, ho!
...I thi-hee-nk that's a yes!
Title
Dinosaur.
Ok bitch it's Weezer and it's Weezy
janet likes her new icon.
The Senate
QuantumScythe has logged on
Project_Bunny has logged on
Um... hi?
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Professional Professionalist
Wow! So many strong looking countries! Maybe I’ll finally get to be in a meeting!
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
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I wish I was a country-hee, ho! But I'm a de-hee-mon, same as my hee homeboys! The name's Melon Frost/Icymelon, ho!
My name is Lemon Frost/Icylemon, ho!
And I am Strawberry Frost/Icyberry, ho!
The Senate
We are not countries. A country with only one person in it would be kind of useless, don't you think?
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
"Well, she's somehow gotten signatures on this 12 by 4 spreadsheet, so....I say around eight or nine.
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