Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
In other words, this is a thread on an imaginary forum our avatars frequent. The topic can fluctuate, and its mostly just general discussion.
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how does your watch tell you the year instead of the hour, minute and second or whatever? are you Universe Man from that one song? I heard his watch has a hand for the minute, millennium, and aeon
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
eh
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hi! how do we unkidnap someone? my friend selfie is grieving over the fact that he kidnappe
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF NOVA, ARCEUS, CELESTIA OR WHATEVER GOD THERE IS. ANDWER TJE QUESTION
I’m a space pirate, give me your moon rocks.
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"Hey everyone, what's going on her- what the?"
Edited by VidExGuy on Aug 7th 2020 at 1:20:54 AM
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What question? The answer to life, the universe and everything? I think you should check out The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy if you want the answer to that question.
Edited by BrightLight on Aug 7th 2020 at 8:44:45 PM
I’m a space pirate, give me your moon rocks.
"Aw geez, am I gonna have to call the cops? I know one personally by the way."
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eh
Oh, Selfie’s now panicking even more. And uh-
What is going on
Hey, this thing’s got.. a TRANSLATOR!! Its voice-to-text though..
As a law enforcer myself, I am currently expressing the desire to not be in a hostage situation as an accomplice right mow.
Right uh
As Jack said do you guys have any kits
He means tips.
I’m a space pirate, give me your moon rocks.
"To unkidnap someone wouldn't you just... bring them back where they were? Maybe give 'em a little something extra to try and make up for things?"
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eh
Okay, I'll try that!
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Oh sweet duck. Everything's worse now.
SO.
My friend, who wanted something cute to bring along even though we already have Purple Text, decided to kidnap someone.
Hey! They were abandoned, mind you! I found them in the middle of the market, all alone and crying!
Right. So, tell me. Do you have a legal adoption form- that you signed, and that clearly should point to the fact that you didn't randomly kidnap someone.
That asides, we did try to get something to make up for the accidental kidnapping.
Only that my friend, Ms. Blue Text, KIDNAPPED SOMEONE AGAIN.
These days are not easy ones, Sel-
Stop. Don't you DARE speak my name. Anonymity may be the only thing protecting us from a coordinated missile attack.
Don't be so ridiculous! Its just a princess, after all! She was raving on something about 'noooo who will make the moon move now' or something like that.
What
I.
Excuse me for a second.
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Edited by Awe921 on Aug 7th 2020 at 5:32:24 AM
I’m a space pirate, give me your moon rocks.
"That's it, I'm getting Kevin."
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Hee ho hello! How is everyone—
... uh...
Not what I expected to see-hee first thing when we got on, ho...
Yeah. I ho-pe the kid's okay...
Edited by KungFuCutBug on Aug 7th 2020 at 9:25:57 AM
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about
“Well, since all the residents of Paradise are all brainless shitheads, I guess I’ll ask here—Would you like to sign my petition?”
Edited by Risdio51 on Aug 7th 2020 at 9:55:46 AM
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Petition, ho?
What's it fo-ho-r? You've pi-hee-qued our interest!
Professional Professionalist
I hope it’s a petition for the UN to recognize me!
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about
“Petition to make whiny congressmen play violent video games, or something. I don’t know, I didn’t make it my bitch of a wife did.”
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If you didn't make it, why did you say it was yo-ho-urs?
Hee's the one getting us to sign it, ho! As far as we-hee were aware befo-ho-re, it was his!
Whatever, ho! Anyways, the petition sounds... odd!
The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about
"Yeah, you're with me on that one. I don't even like video games."
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... aren't you from one?
Edited by KungFuCutBug on Aug 8th 2020 at 7:50:07 AM
A plague has consumed the town, summoning Pestilence, Horseman of the Apocalypse!
The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about
"Tomato, to-ma-to. Now, are you gonna sign the damn petition, or am I going to have to be threatening some family members?"
Edited by Risdio51 on Aug 8th 2020 at 7:55:06 AM
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The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about
"To put it morbidly: do you have any suicidal tendencies?"
I can't say goodbye to yesterday…
Professional Professionalist
You don’t like video games? But they’re sooooo fun! I managed to make a one to one scale replica of my fort in M[BLEEP]cr[BLEEP]!
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
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Suicidal—? Hee ho, hold the hell up!
Are you trying to k-hee-ll us, ho?!
Just be-hee-cause we-hee wo-ho-n't sign yo-ho-ur wife's petition? ...you even said it was dumb, ho! You must re-hee-ally love her!
The Unknown Pleasure they were talking about
"Please, I don't love her. I just want to get this over with as soon as possible. She locks me out of the trailer until all my chores for the day are done. This just happens to be one of them."
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How many pe-hee-ople do you ne-hee-d to sign it, ho? We-hee have contacts!
A lot!
Big brother, is that you? I haven’t seen you since you left to go get scones at Tesco back in.....(checks watch) 1967!
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."