Our avatars are posting on a forum thread.

And if I meet a child like that, I'll take the reasonable measures. In the meantime, I refuse to let life be snuffed out so young.

Why does it matter if you're young? Everyone dies. I died. My dad died. So what if some bambino dies?

Bark bark.

That doesn't make it right for someone to die before they've had a chance to fulfill the potential they have. And it doesn't make it okay for you to take that into your own hands.

My dad died before he could have the redemption I know he could've. It made me accept and realize that people just die for no reason. That includes me too.

I understand, but it's not up to you to take that into your own hands. Give them the chance you wish your dad could have had. I understand where you're coming from- until just recently I thought my father was dead. But that doesn't excuse what you're proposing.

Edited by Spottedleaf on Oct 24th 2018 at 1:22:16 PM

I'm not trying to kill the bambina; she is merely my owner. It is her brother, who is a young adult, that I am after. He killed my father. I took on the body of her toy for a reason.

-TheProfanedGod has logged on-

What is going on here? Is anyone in need of smiting?

That sounds familiar...

What, did doggo mention me? All I am is a sun god, but I suppose that makes me sound important to you guys. If only you knew how many stars there were out there.

I'm referring to the doll.

Forget him. I don’t care what I just said, you’re talking to a deity. I assume, with you being a dragon, you’ve met several. If any of them were gods of whatever planet you live on, tell them I said hello.

Deep Fry 22 has logged on.

“So, this is what an Internet forum looks like, huh? I only know about this computer stuff because of Chiaki Nanami.”

You’re from earth? Nice to meet you. I’m the sun. Well, no, I’m not the sun. I’m all the suns. Sure, there are stars without planets, but who cares about those? Anyway, yeah, this is what the forum looks like. Who are you?

“Teruteru Hanumura, at your service. What would you like to order?”

Nothing for me. I don’t require food. However, I know a worm who would very much like to eat another worm. I have a bit of an issue with that second worm. His name is Astrum Deus, and he tried to take my spot earlier. I managed to bring him down to the god of only stars that have no planets, but he’s still a thorn in my side. Kill him, cook him, and send his remains to hyperspace.

I, uh... never met a god before, no.

And who's "Chiaki Nanami?"

Chiaki is probably some friend of the chef’s, and I’m a little annoyed about you not knowing any gods. At least you don’t work for Yharim.

I guess in some worlds there are real gods? But I guess mine is one where they're just metaphors.

Or at least, nobody's seen a god.

Well, I suppose that’s not too bad. Us gods really aren’t that much more powerful than mortals, aside from cosmic manipulation and the inability to actually die. We can be killed, but unless doggo did it, we’ll always come back. You say your gods are just metaphors? Does that mean you still worship something?

WHAR ABIYR THGE ATYHEITRS?

That’s funny. I don’t remember cursing anyone with a lampshade on their head naturally, and I sure hope that gibberish didn’t come about naturally. If you’re asking where all the atheists are... not here. I didn’t smite them. I just gave them the proof they needed. I even got some people to convert from the Church of Slime and that weird Crabulon cult who eats mushrooms all the time. So yeah. That’s what happened to the atheists.

I don't, no. Master Gaulir lets me, but I just don't... click with any of them, I guess?

Meh. I’m pretty chill with people who don’t worship me. Unless they’re praising that Astrum idiot or some destroyer deity, they’re okay. Just remember that I’m around. And tell that Gaulir guy that I’m around. I can give you a list of all the gods I know if you want.

"Chiaki is one of my fellow high school students. I swear, they are obsessed with video games."