Ahh, console video games (or vidcons as I call them). the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted art, music, and the ability to control the action, vidcons are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to play the stoic, I will be the first to admit that vidcons haven driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to temp your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic.
And the Japanese, the true geniuses behind the world of video games. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the West who would mock the true art of the Japanese with 'games' such as Baldur's Gate and Madden. Perhaps it is that the West is not as intelligent as the East, but this is a matter for another day. Japan has given us such masterpieces as the Final Fantasy series, Star Ocean, Wild Arms, and of course, Arc the Lad. Yes, some of the finest vidcons in the world were created by Japanese. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite vidcon? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
In other words, this is a thread on an imaginary forum our avatars frequent. The topic can fluctuate, and its mostly just general discussion.
The Ice Queen
Snowstorm_Star has logged on.
Ugh, what has Caitlin been posting on here? I really should make my own account so I don't have to worry about her embarrassing me...
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Greetings humans and fellow monsters
Edited by Pandemonius_Panda on Oct 22nd 2018 at 12:05:33 PM
The Senate
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How is everyone? It’s been a long time since I was on here.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
The Senate
I suppose it’s the same with me.
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Hello!
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
If you are not a human, you are a monster or a Mysterious Being.
Hello guys, sorry for this monster talk but my asshole boss is making me type this bullcrap for him because his fingers are too big-ewfjweriecjwicnwicnwinciastfgu88778my8
Ignore that
The Senate
Oh no.
Well, at least if it’s an incident, we might actually be playable!
Good point. We shouldn’t expect much just yet, but it could be fun.
Either way, we’re only technically monsters. We’re actually fairly close to being human.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Well I guess humans see dragons as monsters, but... Isn't monster kind of a mean term?
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
The Senate
I thought people just used it to describe things that scared them.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
That is a good thing. Terror is the emotion the strong enforce upon the weak
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The Senate
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Yeah, ours too.
We may not look the part, but you should see our spellcards some time.
Edited by Emperor_Ing on Oct 22nd 2018 at 10:17:00 AM
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
I'm strong, but... uh,
I use that strength to take out people who use their own power to bully those who can't defend themselves.
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
The Senate
Huh. We just fight people when they reach the end of the extra stage.
It’s not quite out of our own evilness. We do it because the fourth wall told us to. That thing... well, we don’t know what it is, but it’s certainly more than a deity. Disobeying it is not wise. It’s why Sakuya isn’t playable anymore.
How unfortunate that you are attempting to deceive me.
Professional Professionalist
Those who can't defend themselves, such as bambini? Sometimes they deserve to die.
Edited by arimothereindeer on Oct 23rd 2018 at 7:16:33 AM
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
The Ice Queen
Snowstorm_Star has logged on.
Oh great, Killer Frost used my account again. Guys, I apologize if she said anything hurtful.
Professional Professionalist
Unfortunately, she had not said much. I would've liked to know if she's okay with killing bambini.
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
The Ice Queen
What exactly is 'bambini'?
Professional Professionalist
A bambino is a young person...? Have you really never heard of such a thing?
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
The Ice Queen
I don't think even Killer Frost would be okay with that.
Edited by Spottedleaf on Oct 24th 2018 at 8:22:46 AM
Professional Professionalist
Is that so? What a shame, I was hoping she could help. Heheheheheheh. I am currently living with a bambina, I'm after her brother.
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
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I didn't respond because I didn't know what bambini were but. Yes. I absolutely fight to defend children.
I'm Huney B now. Okay?
The Ice Queen
That makes two of us.
Professional Professionalist
Being biased towards or against someone for their age is equally horrible. Bambini can be ruthless murderers just as much as adults can. You shouldn't protect them carelessly.
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."
Well, I prefer the word "soul". Spirit always evokes a more....ghostly image. I'm just me, in a new body.
"Don't cry because it's over, cry because it happened."