The strangest thing you've said today...

"I better have a sexy death tomorrow or I'll fucking kill someone"

"That DNA string is really pretty!"

"We'll just file that under 'porn with horrifying societal implications'"

"He's a nice death trap!"

Me talking about my cat. Nuff said.

”Amazing. Your entire class had a collective ’Ski Van Moment’.”

"I just yeeted the loo roll. [Beat] That's a sentence."

Edited by ReikoKazama on Dec 25th 2020 at 1:45:19 AM

"What if he only has one gigantic nipple in the middle of his chest? Have you thought about that? At least I know how many nipples Joe Gilgun has."

"Makuhita what the frick-"

"God might be a friend to all creation or some shit. But I am a friend to all Croatians, which I think is way cooler."

”Oh, fantastic! It seems like I got some car keys with my socks!”

"Trent Reznor was the original emo phase."

I KIDNAPPED fictional characters and forced them to KILL each other!!!!!! (NOT CLICKBAIT) (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL) (DON'T WATCH AT 3:00 AM)

Edited by GoosefromWikipedia on Dec 28th 2020 at 6:42:19 AM

"I live my life in constant fear of hubris."

I might play exclusively as Lesbians but Kate's umm... hydrated. No that implies a girlfriend, she's a Catus... No... a Python? ^note  I was trying to figure out the opposite of a thirsty lesbian

"It's a new year, I can be as weird as I want to! I'm a frill-neck lizard!" (It Makes Just as Much Sense in Context, trust me.)

Edited by ReikoKazama on Dec 31st 2020 at 8:01:07 PM

"You have two brain cells, one that's stupid in English and one that's stupid in Croatian"

My best friend is Croatian, hence the two Croatian quotes in a row.

Edited by trashconverters on Jan 2nd 2021 at 1:49:51 AM

Lindo - Now you’ve got an enemy in the diamond business!

"'Cause feeding the snake wasn't evil enough!"

Context: I was in a watch party, watching the first three episodes of Cobra Kai season three, and there's a point where Kreese tries getting a student to feed a mouse to a snake. The student refuses and so Kreese feeds the snake himself. One of my friends types "Could've at least snapped the poor mouse's neck or something", to which I replied with the above.

"I am a rat with a sexy rat husband"

Explosives don't have characters! ^note  My dad has a sudden dislike of Role Playing Games because Rocket-Powered Grande has the same Accryonim

"hey guys TIL that zorua has one fear"

"ten"

"Being sexy is better than reading"

"Your blank thighs disgust me"

"Do you want my gym dust soup?"

"Can I also have a gay rat wedding?"

"Please understand that cunt is a gender neutral term in Australia"

I can't choose between these 3.

Edited by trashconverters on Jan 9th 2021 at 12:27:59 AM

"Why did you write 'Core Of The Poodle' above the dartboard?"