"Just as planned."
"Impressive! I'll have what she's having!"
"Did you expect somebody else?"
Flying Colors
"It's Terrible McFrogprincess."
hiya, the name's scout.
"Don't worry, kitty. I have a normal mouth."
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"Ah yes, the room of hellish torment and waiting."
Flying Colors
"I am hopelessly in love with your hopes and dreams. Haven't you heard? Violence is affection. <3"
Bo "Jangles" Wyatt
"Nah, dude. Under the Hatsune Miku rule, Tank! isn't a valid choice for best anime opening."
In the backyard, buried deep underneath the tree There's a monster, takin' root in the property...
"It's hotter than that rash I got that one summer a few years ago back in summer camp."
-Note that the immediate reaction was dead silence before people began nodding in agreement.-
Flying Colors
"Umm... question. Why did I just open a box full of thighs?"
LEGENDARY GALE
I dunno, I accidentally a skyscraper once, but...
but HOW?
Attack glitter: It's pretty, but it hurts!
"Do I sound like a 'Mister' to you?!"
I'm not meant to, that's for sure. I sound more like a 12-year-old girl. How...
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Hard to explain and to express, forever just a work in progress (he/they)
Bo "Jangles" Wyatt
"Nah, I'm twenty-three now. I was nineteen when I was sixteen."
In the backyard, buried deep underneath the tree There's a monster, takin' root in the property...
"Well, obviously I just assumed that it was blood from the corpse at first, but when I noticed that it was much lighter I realised it was my own."
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
"It is an insult above any to say that man came from aliens. That all our blood, sweat, tears, survival, and genius over the millennia has been preordained by benevolent grey midgets."
Not dead, just feeling like it.
"I can't believe I'm using this nail clipper to power my shirt."
Trust me, it made complete sense in context, and no, it was not part of an RPG or a video game.
Also, "How many times am I going to have to screw this?"
It was related to the above quote. I'll leave everybody wondering.
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
"Get. The. Fuck. OVER HERE. You are my property!"
Formerly captured workers just staring off into space inside my territory, wouldn't it make more sense for them to just get back to work after the barbarians are killed?
Not dead, just feeling like it.
'80s TV Action Hero
"...and then they met the Dacians and had to change their hats."
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
Trans Siberian Anarchestra (it/they)
Not mine:
"I feel like I'd be good at scrapbooking, because I'm awesome at ransom notes."
The Revolution Will Not Be Tropeable
"He's on his tiptoes, dammit. How dare they do that now?"
Or, alternately:
"Oh, hey; I've succeeded at emotionally gut-punching someone!"
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"Is it just me, or does Chuggaaconroy have a pathological need to always drop people off of cliffs?"
Li'l Shardfinder
Germany Vs. Vectrex... That would be great.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
"Well, this is WSU; it's not Svarga. Wait... You don't understand Hindu references."
This is a signature.
"I'm pretty sure you're a fire hazard."
The Wordnomnom
"Someone writes 'why' ninty-five times in 105 words...somehow shit has hit the fan."
While the breath's in his mouth, he must bear without fail, / In the Name of the Empress, the Overland Mail.
Li'l Shardfinder
Be a man! Snuggle that damn thing.
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
"I've decided to name my pistol "The Do-Everything Tool!" Why? Because it's the ONLY gun that I can use in this game, yet it can do anything!"
Living The Fever Dream