Mweheheh
"The phoenix is following us!"
Peace is the only battle worth waging.
"She had sex with a client, and his radioactive penis gave her superpowers. Best origin story ever."
My sandshrew evolved into a Raditz!
what do you mean I didn't win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else
Part-Time Omen of Death
"The cat is asleep on the sun again."
There is a sun motif in the middle of my blanket and she likes curling up in that very spot.
Stupid doomed timeline...
Flying Colors
"Your future will be happy and provocative."
Misreading fortune cookies, whee~
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hiya, the name's scout.
"Aaaahhh! At least I'm yummy."
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Li'l Shardfinder
Oh my god, it's like a Russian disco!
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
"I've seen sports mascots eat people before."
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
"Barbarians from everywhere!"
Not dead, just feeling like it.
"So the water filter exploded."
...eheh
"And then suddenly a "several deer" ran in and just wrecked everything."
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"Damn you, Daisuke! Why must my hand be compelled to replay your music!?"
"Doki Doki Lit. Club" is a happy game where nothing bad happens. seriously tho? not for the faint of heart.
'80s TV Action Hero
Look out, she's got the Happy Pants!
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
I've just asked my wife if she can lend me feminine hygiene product (the kind with wings). For roughly the same reason...
whatever he can
"CHRISTIAN DAY IS THE OFFICIAL NAME. WIKIPEDIA NEVER LIES."
dead devotion
Konknitive Dissonance
"Palutena's reward for doing that was Lucina."
hiya, the name's scout.
"What would breaded porn even be? Bread sex?"
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"FUUUUCK! Magarula this, Magarula that, May as well Magarula all day at this rate!"
whatever he can
"Is it The Book of Mormon. Cause it better be The Fucking Book of Mormon."
dead devotion
"YOUR GRAMMAR IS NOT A PEOPLE"
-wearing bib, holding up fork and knife- SOMEONE MENTION EATING BABIES???
Maid of Time
Technically this was yesterday, but...
"Yes, it's ice cream. My favorite flavor is the souls of the damned. Yours?"
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Avatar Sakaki Ignore cat
More people need to be named after countries.
I'm so sorry that my avatar doesn't appear fully in the shot, but the cat was threatening the photographer.
"You know, I kinda wish there were more flaming, two-headed dogs in this cave."
"So, basically, Xerxes won his war against the Greeks, Persian culture became supreme, Zoroastrianism is now the major world religion, and over here in Celt Britain we worship Angra Mainyu as a being of honourable fighting. Tell me, does this seem ever so slightly different from our world?"
"Did you expect somebody else?"