This happened during a rather strange conversation with one of my teachers.
"A hour later, kids were running all over the place, waving around their complimentary pieces of turf like a badly choreographed fight scene."
pffft hahahahahahahahahhhaahhahaha no
"Do you have any idea how gratifying it is to see two middle-aged men having a catfight in mainstream media?"
'80s TV Action Hero
Awake
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
"You want peace? Screw you! Ya put a city in the middle of my trade route! I'll ground it's walls to dust and feed them to you."
Not dead, just feeling like it.
Flying Colors
"It's not my fault this chicken existed the wrong way!"
" I'd be his star lady any day"
hiya, the name's scout.
"No. We do other things first, and then comes the banana-in-donut."
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"Just as planned."
"And now, we shall rise for our opening hymn. In The Garden of Eden by Irwin Ronald Papilio.
"Did you expect somebody else?"
"Chaos ensues as people realize just what exactly they put in gelatin to make it jiggly."
I fought the Lore, and the Lore won.
Dido of Carthage: The vermin are breeding.
Me: Stop boasting about your sex-life.
Not dead, just feeling like it.
Li'l Shardfinder
Wow, he was dead and then executed? What a bummer cherry to put on top of your shit sundae...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
"How does one Reverse-Verax?"
Li'l Shardfinder
Casper the Friendly Ghost who likes to watch people wank?
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
Flying Colors
"Age sucks. We should all be immortal lobsters."
Disturbingly mustachioed.
It's still early in the day, but hopefully I won't say anything weirder than "Castration by molten silver" today.
Look upon my R.O.U.S., ye mighty, and despair!
'80s TV Action Hero
'Well, is his head still on?'
'All he needs is for somebody to throw handgrenades at him for the rest of his life...'
hiya, the name's scout.
"Hm. Instead of doing the song, why not do the person?"
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Maid of Time
Well that's kind of a raw deal, you kill twenty people and you only get to be fancy for two minutes?
i think i mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart
Li'l Shardfinder
"Optic nerve"? I have no time for your slang...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
hiya, the name's scout.
"I'd let him drink my virgin blood, too."
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"I've never been more terrified of a Suck E. Cheese's in my entire life."
Li'l Shardfinder
Whatever it is, it's still in there... Whatever it is, it's still in there... Whatever it is, it's still in there, annoying my nociceptors...
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.
"Lightning bolts do not make good toilet paper."
Flying Colors
"Maybe it's a zombie apocalypse that only struck people named Tim."
Yeah, why does it was produced?
You can not go to Utah again after you have eaten Utah and have not eaten.