I can't breathe in this
THERE WASN"T ANY YURI AT ALL!!! 
Be green.
YUCK!
(what is slash?)
I am bad at picking things.
Oh. Oh dear god. I think I need to go sit in a corner and cry.
Cthulhu, why?
Be green.
I expected that....I need to rip out my eyes now...
I am bad at picking things.
OH SWEET JESUS NO
Be green.
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IT MAKES TOO MUCH SENSE!
Another one? Dear god.
edited 25th Dec '10 8:12:14 PM by Monkeyface
I know the soldier "dominates"...
but this isn't what I have in mind, and it's even squickier than I even described right here.
edited 25th Dec '10 8:13:15 PM by WartysNeryon
Be green.
NONONONONONO........NOOOOOOOOOOO!
I am bad at picking things.
What. WHAT. Where's the girl/girl and male/male? TT__TT
-goes away to read real slash-
edited 25th Dec '10 8:17:42 PM by CompassionateSadist
Oh... well... that could certainly be worse. It'd be weird, but it could be worse.
edited 25th Dec '10 8:18:35 PM by MsieurLapin
Be green.
Be green.
yuriness...only worse...
I am bad at picking things.
All I'll say is... messy.
... Kinky...?
Be green.
A Pheasant Experience
^^ DX BRAIN BLEACH NOW!
^ How on earth is that supposed to work? It's a pheasant and a spectral cyclops...
edited 25th Dec '10 8:41:28 PM by TheGinkei
And "Reality" is unveiled. What did it want...? What did it see...? What did it hear...? What did it think...? What did it do...?
Eye'm the cutest!
Daawwwww how cu....wait. Cirno-chan, the bird does not go in there!
"Allah may guide their bullets, but Jesus helps those who aim down the sights."
HOORAY!
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edited 25th Dec '10 8:45:31 PM by TsundeRay
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Be green.
O-o wow thats hot! Its giving a b^*&job and getting f&*^ed at the same time!
edited 25th Dec '10 9:00:10 PM by queenofdarkness
I am bad at picking things.
... and post how you'll react after reading it.