In Riastrad
Sean casually snickers.
SEAN: You're not driving the car. Also, there are people here that probably don't take kindly to pointless murder over a verbal slight that any six-year-old could've shrugged off and went with. so if you kill me, you'll be stuck in the sand- and, by extension, the sandworm's gullet- just like I would if I killed you. So I'd suggest you put the gun down, take a nice, long sip of whiskey, and don't act like a squad of nineteen thirties' Italian mafia.
(((I added a shiteload of tropes.)))
edited 20th Dec '10 12:10:12 PM by Diamonnes
My name is Cu Chulainn. Beside the raging sea I am left to moan. Sorrow I am, for I brought down my only son.
King of kings
Reginald: Now, if we were to..... bow tie man, I will need your knife to save us all. I will also need someone to catch the magical girl's attention and I will need a.... never mind I have the final ingredient.
Reginald proceeds to pull a forearm still wearing its dark red jacket sleeve from his satchel and split it with his fingers. He then waits for Sean to give him the knife.
Fnord.
-driving jeep-
Tom: Incoming!
-turns tightly as he tries to avoid an emerging sandworm-
-Lindelle sets her cutlass on fire and starts stabbing a sandworm-
Lindelle: This hurts like hell to hold, but it'll hurt you more!
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Slick: Pussy.
-gives knife to Reginald-
Will this suffice?
In Riastrad
SEAN: You are what you eat. I believe he needs my knife specifically because of the poison.
He hands Reginald the knife, throwing his hands into a boxing stance just in case.
SEAN: Lindelle! Your eyepatch makes you look like a butch, and you're more flat chested than a table!
edited 20th Dec '10 6:29:50 PM by Diamonnes
My name is Cu Chulainn. Beside the raging sea I am left to moan. Sorrow I am, for I brought down my only son.
>SS: Calmly and reasonably negotiate with this Sean punk like a proper gentleman would.
You walk up to this kid. Seems like he won't stop the smarter-than-thou thing.
You pat him on the back and, between clenched teeth, say "Sorry, kid."
You give him several stabs on the back to drive the point home. They probably won't do much in the long run, but what the hell.
edited 20th Dec '10 6:43:41 PM by TheGreatPiesAlt
Lindelle: WHAT!?
-fire bursts out of her mouth-
Lindelle: (inner monolouge) No... stay calm, stay calm... now is not the best time to be thinking about your body when it's going to be eaten by a sandworm. (speaking) Okay, I think you broke me out of my nervous fit.
edited 20th Dec '10 6:53:16 PM by AwesomeZombie22
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>Slick: Get what the punk's trying to do
For the next three hours, you divert your attention to calling this Lindelle broad a malformed skank.
Lindelle: I'll burn your Jeep and feed you to the worms. Don't think I'm kidding around.
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>Slick: Tell her about that ape-guy's plan
You insist that you had to get her attention, 'cos the talking ape has a plan. It involves that Sean prick's poisoned knife.
Lindelle: Fine... tell me the plan and what I have to do.
edited 20th Dec '10 7:11:07 PM by AwesomeZombie22
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>CD: Ascend
You tell Lindelle that she looks pretty.
>[S]CD: Ascend
You flip the fuck out, tell the girl that you love her, and stupidly run into the sandworm's way.
Slick just...stares.
edited 20th Dec '10 7:21:34 PM by TheGreatPiesAlt
In Riastrad
((TGPA, I can't understand a single word you're saying.))![[down]](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/smiles/arrow_down.png "[down]"){kind=icon}
How hard? And for what purpose? I'm confused by that whole mess.
edited 20th Dec '10 7:37:25 PM by Diamonnes
My name is Cu Chulainn. Beside the raging sea I am left to moan. Sorrow I am, for I brought down my only son.
((In essence, Slick apologized and stabbed Sean in the back.))
-Lindelle just stares, confused-
Lindelle: (inner monologue) Is this part of the plan?
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In Riastrad
Luckily, Sean's suit/shirt/other shirt/ kevlar vest combo took the brunt of the damage; all Sean has to show for Slick's insanity is a few small cuts on his mid back.
SEAN: No, that wasn't part of the plan. We're surrounded by nimrods. I apologize for insulting you, madam, but I needed to get your attention. Now if you will excuse me I am going to end the life of this bastard before he does the same.
Sean proceeds to direct a fluid flurry of strikes at Slick's face and chest.
My name is Cu Chulainn. Beside the raging sea I am left to moan. Sorrow I am, for I brought down my only son.
CD is still running to his impending doom, SS, I presume, is fighting, and DD is exasperated by all of this.
Lindelle: (inner monologue) This has to be the weirdest day of my life.
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King of kings
Throws Slick's knife into his satchel
Reginald: Now, I'm going to need to figure out the mechanism by which...mhm. If I were to simply unlatch this... No, I don't have time for this. I truly hope that you will forgive me Bow Tie Man. GIRL OF FIRE! THROW THIS IN THE SANDWORM'S GULLET.
He holds the knife hilt up at the flying girl while urging Tom to go faster.
Fnord.
In Riastrad
Sean sees Reginald holding up his knife to Lindelle.
SEAN: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Sean at this point is even more angry, and attempts to wrap his arm around Slick's throat and finish him off.
My name is Cu Chulainn. Beside the raging sea I am left to moan. Sorrow I am, for I brought down my only son.
If you're asking permission or something since I was the OP, then yeah. You can make a page. If that wasn't the case, then... I feel stupid now.
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