- Accidental Innuendo: Oh Ari, why did you have to say "hard"? And so often? Especially about Dante?!Ari (narrating): I think I tried to hide that hardness from him because I'd wanted him to like me. But now he knew. That I was hard. And maybe that was okay. Maybe he could like the fact that I was hard just as I liked the fact that he wasn't hard.
- Moe: Dante. He's just so sweet and good hearted, as a foil for Ari.
- Narm Charm: See Accidental Innuendo. You can't unhear it, and it gives you some bloody good laughs.
YMMV / Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe