It took me a while, but I finally figured out how to make my Troper Page.
Gimme a break, I'm dumb as Hell.
I provide examples of:
- Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!: I've gotten better about it, but my attention span still needs work.
- Blind Without 'Em: I have serious enough eye problems, that even with glasses I can't see well enough to pass the vision test part of a driving test. In other words: HOLY SHIT, I'M BLIND.
- Book Dumb: I'm not gonna lie about it. I'm fairly street-smart and common sense-smart, but when it comes to academics, I fall short.
- Flower Motifs: LOOK AT MY USERNAME
- Meganekko: Have worn glasses since I was eight. I can't imagine myself without them. Mostly because I can't even SEE myself without them.
- Must Have Caffeine: If you're reading this, there is a 90% chance I have a cup of either tea or coffee right now.
- Nightmare Fetishist: I like dark shit. I like writing dark shit. I like drawing dark shit. I do Goretober EVERY year, and I'm a frequent peruser of the Nightmare Fuel section.
- Nightmare Fuel Station Attendant: I've been told by multiple people that I sound a little TOO enthusiastic when talking about horror-themed shit. I also have a bit of a fascination with parasites, unsolved mysteries, Body Horror, the occult and other things that probably make me sound like a complete nutjob. Also I think spiders, especially tarantulas, are adorable.
- Serious Business: I won't say which one, but there's a certain chain restaurant which I detest with every fiber of my being and will go into a half-hour rant about my undying hatred for them and their food. No, it's not a bad experience or anything. I just REALLY don't their food. Like, WAY more than is probably healthy to dislike something.
- Spot Of Tea: I'm not British, but if I EVER turn down a cup of tea, something's wrong. Or it's an imposter. That second one is not likely, but you never know.
- Trademark Favorite Food: It's a tie between pasta and seafood.
- You Gotta Have Blue Hair: It's dyed purple. But it HAS been blue in the past. Also green. I like my cool colors, okay?
