I'm a freelance writer and small-time game designer living in Minnesota (northern United States) with my wife. I'm highly curious and love to talk at length about things. Interests include game mechanics, marketing, and tons of meaningless trivia. My understanding of anything is usually an acre wide and an inch deep; I very frequently focus on the big picture and miss important details. I am extremely wordy and have a lot of trouble getting my thoughts across succinctly. I have problems with laziness, negativity and a bad temper, all of which I'm actively working on.
A list of tropes that I wrote the description for, for better or worse:
- Am I Right?
- Artistic License Military
- Bottom of the Barrel Joke
- Calling Your Bathroom Breaks
- Diminishing Returns for Balance
- Everyone Is Related
- Everything's Worse with Bees (The awful, awful snowclone that it is)
- Good Flaws, Bad Flaws
- Lag Cancel
- Newspaper-Thin Disguise
- Too Smart for Strangers
- Walkthrough Mode
And the following works/creator pages: