Hello, I am EWBR the boy 1000 (With no spaces between), but you can call me EWBR boy 1000 (Also with no spaces between), EWBR (My full name's initials), Elijah, Will, Liam, or William. I go by he/him pronouns, since I am a boy, as stated in my username. I have Asperger's.
Birth: April 8, 2006
Tropes relating to me and my works (when I feel like posting them):
- The Anti-Nihilist: An optimistic way to interpret me. I see a lot of bad stuff around me or just don't see much point in certain things, but that doesn't stop me from being somewhat happy with the few positive things.
- Berserk Button: Something that pushes this button is when one is a political extremist.
- Beware the Nice Ones: Don't make fun of anyone for having a profile picture of something you don't like, unless the reasons are 100% valid.
- Big Eater: Downplayed. While I do eat quite a bit, I sometimes try to watch what I eat so I don't get too fat.
- Break the Cutie: Happened a lot in late 2022 and beyond, and crossing the Despair Event Horizon since January 23, 2024.
- Despair Event Horizon: Nearly crossed when my cat Boots died on January 10, 2024, this was fully crossed when my dad left me and my mom on January 23, 2024, (he does visit us, or vice versa, but still).
- Fiery Redhead: Downplayed. I do have a little bit of red hair in my hair, but not very much, I still have quite a bit of a short temper.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: While I am pretty grumpy most of the time, I am still able to have a good conversation with my friends, and even my parents.
- Kiddie Kid: I'm an adult as of now, but I act this way sometimes. I get it from my mom, I guess.
- Stalker with a Crush: Although I'm not really that much of a stalker, I have quite a bit of a crush on some of the girls I talk to in school.
