Occupation: Ornamental Desk-Jockey. The Unwilling... Led by the Unqualified... Doing the Unnecessary... For the Ungrateful.
Interests: Music; video games; cooking; getting lost in the woods; pretending to be a novelist. Specializes in what it calls "depressive magical realism."
Do not puncture or expose to direct sunlight.
Say some stuff below if you want to. Flames will be answered in kind—it's all good fun. >:]