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Level of Pyromania:

  • XXX: THE FLAMES OF HELL ARE TOO LITTLE!!!! I NEED MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!
  • 6: EVERYTHING MUST BURN!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
  • 5: BLOW STUFF UP! KILL IT WITH FIRE! BOOM, BABY!
  • 4: Pretty. What do I get to blow up first?
  • 3: A well placed explosion can deal with most things, but I prefer not to resort to gratuitous kabooms.
  • 2: A grenade here, a rocket there, but that's about it.
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  • 1: Some small firecrackers for Fourth of July (or other equivalent holiday of your nationality here) or New Year's.
  • 0: Fire scares me!
  • -1: Yay, snow!
  • -2: Snowballs are an alternative to guns,but I prefer guns.
  • -3: Snow is better than most weapons
  • -4: Freeze it all!
  • -5: Liquid helium!
  • -XXX: Absolute zero is not cold enough.
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