(For the full effect, read this in the voice of Phil LaMarr.)
I'M OLLIE WILLIAMS!
I WORK FOR QUAHOG NEWS!
THE WAY I TALK IS MY WHOLE THING!
HERE'S MY TROPES!
- "Angry Black Man" Stereotype: I'M BLACK AND ANGRY!
- Beige Prose: A FEW WORDS AT MOST!
- Bizarro Episode: I was high once. It wasn't too bad.
- Flat Character: THERE'S NOT MUCH TO ME!
- No Indoor Voice: I TALK BY SHOUTING!
- Perpetual Frowner: I'M ALWAYS ANGRY!
- Terse Talker: I DON'T SAY MUCH!
- THAT'S ALL!
Tom Tucker: Thanks, Ollie.
