The Action News Team is assigned to cover new transfer student Charlie Uggo, which leads to Lincoln accidentally revealing in public that he has a butt pimple, and now he has to clear his name. Meanwhile, Lynn Sr. and Rita try to befriend a doctor to avoid the expenses of the ER.
Tropes:
- Did Not Get the Girl: Despite Lincoln developing a crush on Charlie and ultimately befriending her, he doesn't end up with her. Rusty does.
- Dude, Not Funny!: As soon as Lincoln gets back from school after his humiliating butt pimple speech, the first thing Luan says to him is a quip about said butt pimple:Luan: [as Mr. Coconuts] Hey, hey, hey, Linc. What's poppin'?
Lincoln: Not funny, Mr. Coconuts! - Instant Humiliation: Just Add YouTube!: Someone makes a Voice Clip Song out of Lincoln's butt pimple speech, and it ends up going viral with at least 8 million views.
- Love Makes You Dumb: Charlie's mere presence ends up distracting Lincoln so much he doesn't hear her explanation about why she moved to Royal Woods. He freezes up in her presence and eventually starts rambling about his butt pimple.
- Shout-Out: Rusty copies Oprah Winfrey's "You get a car! You get a car! Everybody gets a car!" twice.
- We Have to Get the Bullet Out!: Lisa gets shot in the chest with an arrow after sneezing while trying to take a shortcut to school. When she visits Lynn Sr. about it, he tries to yank the arrow out, but Rita stops him just in time, considering his limited medical knowledge.
