Release: July 20, 2008
Film: 3 Ninjas (1992)
This review contains examples of:
- Crossover: "Besides, it's obvious what the Ninja Turtles/Home Alone crossover should've been: "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles beat up Macaulay Culkin." Now THAT would've been a Christmas movie!
- Kryptonite Factor: Said of the villain when Grandpa stuffs jellybeans in his mouth:Critic: (as villain) Aaah! Jellybeans! My one weakness!
- Running Gag: Clips from the movie to make it look like the characters are commenting on what The Critic is talking about. One such example:Critic: After learning about the kids abduction, their parents realize there's only one logical solution: A short, balding Asian who's studied more Japanese buffets than he has Japanese martial arts.
Michael: Oh, that's reassuring!