Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion (due to being embarrassed about Peter) and Peter and the kids order pizza...which ends up worse than expected.
Tropes
- Aren't You Going to Ravish Me?: Lois is saddened that Quagmire doesn't try to have sex with her. She wanted him to try so that she could reject him; in her own words, this would make her feel "sexually desirable and morally superior."
- Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: Lois notes that Peter drinks too much, eats too much, and thinks Scrappy-Doo "is the better Doo."
- Character Development: Quagmire (of all people) doesn't make a move on Lois in spite of having the perfect opportunity to do so, because he respects her and Peter's marriage and doesn't want to come between them.
- Green-Eyed Monster: Lois becomes consumed with jealousy after Quagmire sleeps with a cocktail waitress, despite the fact that he's not really her husband.
- It's All About Me: Lois forbids Peter and the kids from ordering pizza because their "weight is a reflection on her".
- Of Corpse He's Alive: In a move straight out of Weekend at Bernie's, the main cast minus Lois has Meg puppeteer the body of a deceased pizza delivery man (who died while using the Griffin's toilet) in order to avoid suspicion regarding his sudden death.
- Rich Bitch: Lois' old classmates are this.
- The Scrappy: Referenced in-universe. Peter's belief that the Trope Namer is the better Doo is one of the reasons why Lois finds him embarrassing.
