Quotes / Zipperiffic

"More zippers, mule!"

— Apartment 3-G, as immortalized by The Comics Curmudgeon here

Jon: Garfield, the more zippers a man has, the more macho he is. Take a gander at this outfit. It has six gajillion zippers! ...Now where did I put my keys?
Garfield: This could take months!

—Garfield

"Who put all these zippers on our uniforms? I've got more flies than Alice Springs!"

— Captain Archer, Farce Contact, a Star Trek: Enterprise Parody Fic

Pearl: I heard the designer that made our outfits graduated from here.
Marina: I wonder if she wrote her thesis on ridiculously large zippers.

—Splatoon 2

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