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Hey, this is just a men's room with no urinals. So much for the mystique of the Forbidden Room.

This is a momentous day. We're about to solve one of the mysteries of mankind. What happens in the ladies' toilets?
Lee Phillips, KateModern, "The Hen Night".

"Your average men's shithouse is a fucking sewer. You look at ladies' johns, you could eat maple walnut ice cream outta the toilets."
Paul "Paulie Walnuts" Gaultieri, The Sopranos

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Oh shit! So this is what it looks like, this is great! Hey, wait a minute, wait-wait-wait-wait, you've got doors on the stalls, they're not stuck! Wait a minute, we don't have none of this stuff in the boys-wait a minute we don't got none of this, we don't got doors on the stalls in the boys room, we don't have (what is this, what) we don't have a candy machine in the boys room!note  We don't got none of that, none of that. I'm sorry, no I want the principal here, I want him here this instant, I want [him] now. This instant. I'll wait. Thank you.
— Ducky, Pretty in Pink

Gabe: Yeah. I mean, it's that, or put one in the women's bathroom. I really want to know what they do in there.
Tycho: They pee.
Penny Arcade, "Imagine The Possibilities"

Captain Kirk: These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Her 5-year mission: to boldly go where no man has gone before!
(Kirk enters Ladies' Room)
Uhura: Eeeek!!! Captain, we've got to stop meeting like this.
— Warren Siegel
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