Longfellow Deeds: You guys football fans? I think the Pats could do it in the conference this off-season. I mean, the Dolphins are overrated and the Jets are choke artists.
Helicopter Pilot: I wouldn't say that, Mr. Deeds.
Deeds: Just Deeds. And why is that, though?
Helicopter Pilot: You own the Jets, Deeds.
Deeds: I do!? (Beat) Wow. That sucks. I hope they don't play the Pats in the playoffs or I'll have to kill myself.
Helicopter Pilot: I wouldn't say that, Mr. Deeds.
Deeds: Just Deeds. And why is that, though?
Helicopter Pilot: You own the Jets, Deeds.
Deeds: I do!? (Beat) Wow. That sucks. I hope they don't play the Pats in the playoffs or I'll have to kill myself.
Deadpool: You know, just a planet of functioning morons. I could go there and be their Superman.
Weasel: Isn't that Canada?
Deadpool: You shut your goddamn trash mouth!
Weasel: Isn't that Canada?
Deadpool: You shut your goddamn trash mouth!
27. Don't tell Princess Di jokes in front of the Paras (British Airborne).
— Skippy, Skippy's List
Why is everybody so upset about these guys? If it was me dying on the sidewalk you'd walk right over me! I pass you everyday and you don't notice me! But these guys?! Because Thomas Wayne would cry about them on TV?!
— Arthur Fleck, Joker (2019)
"Manuel": Meester Fawlty? Hees my performance racially hoffenseev?
"Basil Fawlty": Only to do-gooders who think they have the right to speak on behalf of wop waiters.
