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Longfellow Deeds: You guys football fans? I think the Pats could do it in the conference this off-season. I mean, the Dolphins are overrated and the Jets are choke artists.
Helicopter Pilot: I wouldn't say that, Mr. Deeds.
Deeds: Just Deeds. And why is that, though?
Helicopter Pilot: You own the Jets, Deeds.
Deeds: I do!? (Beat) Wow. That sucks. I hope they don't play the Pats in the playoffs or I'll have to kill myself.

Deadpool: You know, just a planet of functioning morons. I could go there and be their Superman.
Weasel: Isn't that Canada?
Deadpool: You shut your goddamn trash mouth!

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