"I like the way you smile when you think nobody is watching from the closet."
(Lois drills a hole in Stewie's bedroom wall to peep at Tom Brady in the shower; she and Meg are shoving each other)
Meg: Mom, let me look!
Lois: Meg, stop shovin'! You wouldn't even know what to do with it!
Meg: He's closer to my age, you cow!
Stewie: (walks in) What the hell is this?
Lois: Oh. Hi, Stewie. W-We were just leaving. (she and Meg walk out)
Stewie: (looks through the hole) I say, what the devil is all the fuss about? I don't get it, what's in there? I— BING-BONG, HELLO!
Meg: Mom, let me look!
Lois: Meg, stop shovin'! You wouldn't even know what to do with it!
Meg: He's closer to my age, you cow!
Stewie: (walks in) What the hell is this?
Lois: Oh. Hi, Stewie. W-We were just leaving. (she and Meg walk out)
Stewie: (looks through the hole) I say, what the devil is all the fuss about? I don't get it, what's in there? I— BING-BONG, HELLO!
— Family Guy, "Patriot Games"
Detective Mike: We have a witness, who saw you crawl out of your car and over to the victim's car, what were you doing? Pissing on the hubcaps?
Orville: I just wanted to beat my meat!
Orville: I just wanted to beat my meat!
Johnny: Denny, do you have something else to do?
Denny: I just like to watch you guys!
Denny: I just like to watch you guys!
