Gazpacho: So, what's up shakin', dilly-o?
Chowder: (confused) Nnno.
Gazpacho: Yeah, yeah, great. Chowder, have you ever had... mm, your portrait painted?
Chowder: Good idea! Now that I'm young forever, I am the perfect muse.
Gazpacho: Pink, mm, a little swoop of the cheeks, and a li— no-ow, that's a nose! Ruby lips... Err, oh, too much rube. Alright, little less... There we go! Yes! Here you are, Chowder. (flips canvas to show a crude, Off-Model painting of Chowder) Your exact likeness!
Chowder: But I look old! And puffy!
Gazpacho: Look, I just paints it likes I sees it, Jack.
Chowder: (confused) Nnno.
Gazpacho: Yeah, yeah, great. Chowder, have you ever had... mm, your portrait painted?
Chowder: Good idea! Now that I'm young forever, I am the perfect muse.
Gazpacho: Pink, mm, a little swoop of the cheeks, and a li— no-ow, that's a nose! Ruby lips... Err, oh, too much rube. Alright, little less... There we go! Yes! Here you are, Chowder. (flips canvas to show a crude, Off-Model painting of Chowder) Your exact likeness!
Chowder: But I look old! And puffy!
Gazpacho: Look, I just paints it likes I sees it, Jack.
— Chowder, "Old Man Thyme"
"You see, this is why I have other people draw my thumbnails and whatnot."
