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Captured Villains (after successful capture)
"Wha-? Hello? Can anybody hear Gulper? And if so, can you bring Gulper some soda? [...] Gulper have to be nice now? Kind of strange... but Gulper get used to it!"
— The Gulper
"Woah... My sinuses are cleaning up in here? I can actually kind of smell stuff. Mustard? [...] Well, I guess if the seasons can change, so can I."
— Tussle Sprout
"Hey hey hey! What's going on here? Is this 'cause I tried to bite you? C'mon, I thought you were the mailman! [...] Eh? Oh, well. Guess it's better to be a good dog than a bad dog."
— Slobber Trap
"Um, where am I, over? Wherever it is, this isn't over! ...Over. [...] Just so long as I get to punch something, I'm happy!"
— Bruiser Cruiser
"Oh, man. The Broccoli Guy just keeps getting worse for me here every day, I tell ya. [...] Hey, you know what? I'm over it. I'm cool. I'm on board completely with the new plan here."
— Broccoli Guy
"Hey! What's going on?! Where am I?! It's very dark in here! And it kind of smells like mustard! [...] Hmm... I suppose we should just accept this, eh, Chompy Puppet? Just go with the flow, man!"
— Chompy Mage
Troll 1: Urgh! It's so cramped in here! I can't even tell which troll I am!
Troll 2: You are Troll 1... I think.
[...]
Troll 1: Looks like we work for the Portal Master, Troll 2.
Troll 2: Oh, okay. So what do we do now, then?
Troll 1: I guess... whatever the Portal Master says.
Troll 2: You are Troll 1... I think.
[...]
Troll 1: Looks like we work for the Portal Master, Troll 2.
Troll 2: Oh, okay. So what do we do now, then?
Troll 1: I guess... whatever the Portal Master says.
— The Shrednaught Trolls
"Hey! What's going on?! It's kind of like I am now the one frozen! I do not appreciate this irony! [...] No prob. I can roll with anything. That's why they call me Chill Bill. That, and all the freezing I do."
— Chill Bill
"Hey! I'm in some kind of cage! Well, might as well start singin', then! (proceeds to sing dreadfully) [...] Me? A good guy? Now, that's even more cuckoo!"
— Cuckoo Clocker
"I say, it's a bit like being in my turtle shell here. Not so bad, really. [...] Come again? I'm a good guy now? All's fair in love and war, I suppose."
— Bomb Shell
"Well, well. Wonder what we got cooking in here? (sniffs) Some with mustard? Mmm! [...] I guess you're the Portal Master chef now."
— Chef Pepper Jack
"What is this trap, some kind of trap? I've never been in a trap before! Been lost in tubes for some reason, but never a trap. [...] Well, I guess the writing's on the wall here; Brawlrus is going good!"
— Brawlrus
"If I'm guilty of anything, it's caring too much, and possessing a bunch of people. But is that really so wrong? Wait, don't tell me. I can read your mind. [...] Eh. Well, I suppose I could get into being good. Get it? Get into? Haha! I like that one!"
— Masker Mind
"Oh, I get it! Lock me back up inside Traptanium, huh?! Well, it's not gonna hold me this time! (tries and fails to break out) Wha-? No, wait-. Yeah, guess it is."
— Brawl and Chain
"Why is there no treasure in here?! I'm hungry! [...] Just give me TREASURE!"
— Chomp Chest
"Hey! I can't see a thing in here! Of course, that's nothing new with my hair and everything, but... STILL! [...] Who just said that?! I can hear you, but I can't see you! Of course, that's still nothing new."
— Eye Scream
"Woah, this is really weird in here! It's like the outside, only... inside. [...] I am? Oh, okay then."
— Eye Five
"What? A trap? I shall simply teleport out of here, then. Did that work? No? GAH! [...] You mean I can undertake the path of good now? Hmm... Let me think of it."
— Hood Sickle
"I'm not afraid of this place! I'm not afraid of anything! Except rain... and maybe trees... and definitely blind-folded kids! But other than that... [...] Hey, as long as no-one hits me with a stick, I'm- I'm cool with whatever!"
— Pain-Yatta
"So not cool, Portal Master... I don't know how you sleep at night. But I'll find out~. [...] This won't be so bad. Maybe good is the new evil."
— Dreamcatcher
"AAH! I'm in a trap! I knew I should've been a dining room table instead! [...] What did he say? Captured?"
— Shield Shredder
"If me could just find door, me out of here. Now, where is door? (whistles) Come here, door! Come to monster! [...] Me good now? Feel like new monster!"
— Krankenstein
"Oh, okay, okay. I am now going to get out of here using my rage! Stand back... (screams angrily) Did that work?! Wha- BUT THAT WAS SO MUCH RAGE!! [...] Okay okay, I'M STILL VERY ANGRY! I guess I'm just angry for good now!"
— Rage Mage
"What did I ever do to deserve being locked up in a trap like this? Think about it! What do you mean you already have?! [...] Sounds like it's time for me to switch stances, then."
— Fisticuffs
"Ey! Where am I, see?! I can't see, see! [...] What is this wise guy talkin' about? Captured, me, see?!"
— Scrap Shooter
"Captured? Me?! That doesn't sound like something that would happen to me! Although it would explain the vortex. [...] Okay okay, I see. Do good stuff instead of bad stuff! Got it."
— Dr. Krankcase
"So, think you can capture Cross Crow and get away with it, eh? He's simply waiting for right opportunity to take flight! [...] Cross Crow crossing over to the side of good? Then consider me crossed!"
— Cross Crow
"Initiate captured in trap line. Emotions include confusion at first, then analysis of my new surroundings, then I would either follow it up with stating desire for revenge, some form of acceptance, or a vague reference to the smell of mustard. [...] I have been reprogrammed. Engage good guy settings."
— Blaster-Tron
"Wha-?! What happened?! Eh! Oh, well. The show must go on! (small guitar solo) [...] Guess I'd better change my tune, then."
— Wolfgang
"Well, I guess that's what happens when one uses a jetpack. Crime and subsequent capture are inevitable. [...] That is what I had assumed. So now I only use science for good and not evil? That sounds kind of weird to me."
— Threatpack
"Who dares beat me at Skystones Smash, defeat my minions, and now capture me?! I STILL WANT TO KNOW!! [...] The Great Hawkmongus accepts his fate! And his new name of Tae Kwon Crow. It's pretty cool, actually!"
— Tae Kwon Crow
"Grr, let me out of here! No crypt has ever been built that can hold me! [...] You want me to come back as good? Well, show me the mummy!"
— Grave Clobber
"Me not so much mad that I got caught in the trap, but that I didn't think of doing the sorcery myself. [...] You want me to do good? Okay. But Good Juju doesn't have quite the same ring, you know."
— Bad Juju
"What?! How DARE you put me in here! Although I guess, now that I think about it, it's kind of a taste of my own medicine. [...] Me? Working on the side of good? I'd say stranger things have happened, but I'm not sure they have."
— Golden Queen
"This place is pretty cool! I mean, it's all dark and stuff, and there's nothing in here, and-! Wait a minute... It's not cool at all! [...] Uh, what? Do I still get to shoot things?"
— Smoke Scream
"Ahem! Note to self: if you ever find yourself face-to-face with a swirling vortex of infinite power, RUN! [...] So! You want me to be good now, is that it? Do you have any idea what that would do to my reputation?"
— Kaos
Captured Villains (Adventure Packs)
"You expect me to just troll over and flip sides, huh? Very well, I accept your terms."
— Trolling Thunder
"Boy, it sure is dark in here. Hey, if you wanna wire this place with electricity, I know a guy! Hahahahaha! [...] Just like switching from AC to DC current, I suppose!"
— Lob Goblin
"Master Evilon will get me out of here, just you wait! Though it might be a little while, so feel free to go about your business. [...] So you want me to lob my blobs for good now, huh? Wow! What a concept."
— Mab Lobs
"Ha! No jail can hold the great Nightshade! (tries and fails to break out) Well, except this one, apparently. [...] Well, I suppose I could be persuaded to switch sides."
— Nightshade
"Uh, how is this going to affect the status of my evil plans? I assume negatively, but I just thought I would check. [...] I suppose I have seen the light."
— Luminous
