"Impaired vision equals smart!"
—Sarin the wizard, The Dragon Doctors
"There's nothing wrong with my eyes. I wear them for show."
—Emma Emmerich, Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
"I refuse to believe those glasses are prescription."
—Baby Manatee, Manatee Girl: The Movie
Connie: You don't know me at all! You still haven't even noticed my glasses!
Dr. Maheswaran: What's wrong with your glasses?'
Connie: They don't have lenses any more! (She sticks her hand through the frame of her glasses.) I haven't needed actual glasses for over a year!
—Steven Universe, "Nightmare Hospital"
Kiryu: (taking a pair of glasses) What are these?
Oda: Vanity specs. They magically turn a face made for mugshots into that of a civilized human being.