"I think most males rarely prepare food for others, and when they do, they have their one specialty dish (spaghetti, in my case) that they prepare maybe twice a year in a very elaborate production, for which they expect to be praised as if they had developed, right there in the kitchen, a cure for heart disease."
— Dave Barry, "Turkeys in the Kitchen"
Jonathan Joestar: I'm not saying I don't appreciate your methods of experimental vengeance-cooking, Father. It's just that… well… every night, all we have is steak.
George Joestar: I AM A SINGLE FATHER, JONATHAN! BARBECUE AND GRILLED CHEESE ARE THE EXTENT OF MY COOKING ABILITIES!
George Joestar: I AM A SINGLE FATHER, JONATHAN! BARBECUE AND GRILLED CHEESE ARE THE EXTENT OF MY COOKING ABILITIES!
— JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Abridged, "Dinner with the Joestars"
Cameron van Buren: What the fuck is chicken fried prime rib?
Shay van Buren: I don't know, but mom definitely doesn't know how to make anything except corn dogs.
Cameron: For sure.
— The Most Popular Girls in School, "Justice and a Slim Jim"
