Lynette: Wait, weren't you going to give this promotion to Judy?
Carlos: I was. But between you and me, I found out she's pregnant. Overheard her on the phone, saw what was coming, doctor's visits, sick days, maternity leave...
Lynette: Yeah, that can be annoying. But isn't denying a woman a promotion because she's pregnant a tiny bit illegal?
Carlos: [nods his head] Only if she finds out.
Carlos: I was. But between you and me, I found out she's pregnant. Overheard her on the phone, saw what was coming, doctor's visits, sick days, maternity leave...
Lynette: Yeah, that can be annoying. But isn't denying a woman a promotion because she's pregnant a tiny bit illegal?
Carlos: [nods his head] Only if she finds out.
Soundbite: YOU ASSHATS ARE ALL CHEATING!
Boss: Uh, duh? What, you never played poker before or something?
Soundbite: Explain.
Robin: It's quite simple, really. As pirates are all merciless, utterly lawless criminals, it's become a tradition in the game of poker and most other card games that the participants all cheat to the best of their ability, with punishment only ever occurring should someone be able to catch them in the act.
Boss: Uh, duh? What, you never played poker before or something?
Soundbite: Explain.
Robin: It's quite simple, really. As pirates are all merciless, utterly lawless criminals, it's become a tradition in the game of poker and most other card games that the participants all cheat to the best of their ability, with punishment only ever occurring should someone be able to catch them in the act.
If the referee doesn't see it, it's not illegal.
