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"Say hello to the spell 'Feign Death', which works by placing your allies into a coma. This, I would argue, is not a very useful spell. But if I were to, say, give all my money away to a "lucky" merchant, then he would trust me enough to initiate naptime. And after "carefully" concealing my presence in a a conspicuous dark blob, I will be able to steal my money back, plus interest! And what's more, I get a fucking discount next time I show up!"

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