Quotes / Last Het Romance

Ben Wheeler is the kind of boy you fall in love with. We have been jumping around dirty puddles and reading every book on my mother's shelf since we were born. We dated for a month when we were twelve, before we both... well, figured out what we really wanted.

—Juliette, First Kill

Hillary: Wait, wait, wait, you mean my Dylan, is now your Dylan?

David: Who knew, Hilary? You're the Gaymaker. The last stop on the train to Gay-ville. Sprinkle on a little Hillary, and (waves hand) HELLO!

—The War at Home

Harper: First guy I ever slept with came out while he was inside of me.
Charlie: I really hate to be the one that has to explain this to you. That's actually how sex works.
Duncan: That's not what she's talking about, bro.
Harper: He came out as a gay man.
Charlie: While he was inside you?
Duncan: Yeah, you know, it's like you don't really know until you tried it. And then, once you tried it, you really know.

—Set It Up

Cindy: I thought you loved me.
Bobby: Oh, but I did, baby. But abstinence can make you discover new things about yourself. That's right, Cindy. I'm gay. And in case you haven't noticed, so is Ray.
(Beat)
Ray: What? I ain't gay.

—Scary Movie

Greg: And then there was the time I was making out in the back seat with Sally Ketchum ... We were necking and I was feeling her boobs, and feeling her boobs, and after about an hour or so she said, "Ooohhhh! Don't you want to feel anything else?" And I suddenly thought to myself, "No, I don't."
Zach: Did that come as a surprise to you?
Greg: I guess, yeah. It was probably the first time I realized I was homosexual.

— A Chorus Line