"Since 1849, Kingsman Tailors have clothed the worlds most powerful individuals. By 1919, a great many of them had lost their heirs to World War One. That meant a lot of money going un-inherited. And a lot of powerful men with a desire to preserve peace and protect life. Our founders realized that they could channel that wealth and influence for the greater good. And so began our adventure. An independent international intelligence agency operating at the highest level of discretion. Without the politics and bureaucracy that undermine the intelligence of government-run spy organisations. A suit is the modern gentleman's armour. And the Kingsman agents are the new knights."
— Harry Hart aka Galahad
"I'm a catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam."
—Galahad, to a bigoted churchgoer