Quotes / Hillbilly Incest

Bo Duke: Now if we weren't cousins, I'd marry you.
Daisy Duke: That's never stopped anyone in this family before.
Bo Duke: You got a point there. (laughs)

— The Dukes of Hazzard, "One Armed Bandits"

Dil Driscoll: (after Daisy beats up Dil for sweet talking her) So, uh, Bo, what's the story on that little pistol over there?
Bo Duke: Well, actually she's my cousin.
Dil Driscoll: You hittn' that?
Bo Duke: She's my cousin.
Dil Driscoll: Hopefully your kissing cousin.
Bo Duke: Excuse me?
Dil Driscoll: Son, I guess all I'm asking is, if you shuck her corn.
The Balladeer: (while Bo laughs with them and takes a drink, The Balladeer speaks) Now there's some things you don't say to a Duke about another Duke.
Bo Duke: (finishes his drink) I'll shuck your corn!
(the bar fight begins)

— The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)

"Hillbillies are awesome! They park on the lawn, never have to brush their teeth, and they can take their own cousins to the school dance!"

— Timmy Turner, The Fairly OddParents!, "Whittle Me This!"

nsfw_vs_sfw: "Cleetus II, quit didlin your sister and milk the cows"
erebus: "And no, Cleetus, you know damn well I don't mean milking your mama-aunt."
PiratePig2004: "Damit paw, but Brousin Archie gets to!"
apathiest58: "Bend over! Squeal like Ned Beatty..."

— Reddit comment section of a r/TwoSentenceHorror story

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