History Quotes / HillbillyIncest

->''"Hillbillies are awesome! They park on the lawn, never have to brush their teeth, and they can take their own cousins to the school dance!"''
-->-- '''Timmy Turner''', ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'', "Whittle Me This!"

->'''nsfw_vs_sfw:''' "Cleetus II, quit didlin your sister and milk the cows"\\
'''erebus:''' "And no, Cleetus, you know damn well I don't mean milking your mama-aunt."\\
'''[=PiratePig2004=]:''' "Damit paw, but Brousin Archie gets to!"\\
'''apathiest58:''' "Bend over! [[Film/{{Deliverance}} Squeal like]] Creator/NedBeatty..."
-->-- '''Website/{{Reddit}}''' comment section of [[https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/u1z0cb/cleetus_yelled_and_screamed_for_help_as_he_was/ a r/TwoSentenceHorror story]]


->'''Bo Duke''': Now if we weren't cousins, I'd marry you.\\
'''Daisy Duke''': That's never stopped anyone in this family before.\\
'''Bo Duke''': You got a point there. ''(laughs)''

->'''Dil Driscoll''': ''(after Daisy beats up Dil for sweet talking her)'' So, uh, Bo, what's the story on that little pistol over there?\\
'''Bo Duke''': Well, actually she's my cousin.\\
'''Dil Driscoll''': You hittn' that?\\
'''Bo Duke''': She's my cousin.\\
'''Dil Driscoll''': Hopefully your kissing cousin.\\
'''Bo Duke''': Excuse me?\\
'''Dil Driscoll''': Son, I guess all I'm asking is, if you shuck her corn.\\
'''The Balladeer''': ''(while Bo laughs with them and takes a drink, The Balladeer speaks)'' Now there's some things you don't say to a Duke about another Duke.\\
'''Bo Duke''': ''(finishes his drink)'' I'll shuck your corn!\\